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Aint no way i was reading an iwaoi ff and iwa kisses oikawa off-guard and a notif fron a capcut comes in saying
I cannot make this up bro, the comedic timing on that 😭😭😭
Aint no way i was reading an iwaoi ff and iwa kisses oikawa off-guard and a notif fron a capcut comes in saying
I cannot make this up bro, the comedic timing on that 😭😭😭
i hate them to pieces.
What if we did not kiss and instead quietly looked at Peter capaldis face appreactievly....
KUMBAYA MEEE LORD KUMBAYAAAAAA
I'm deskinning my bones and wrapping my flesh because what. The. Fuck is this shit? Why did god decided that humanity needed this to be created? Even Satan scowls in digust and I hear it a Milloin feet under above this cursed plane.
dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm
dream: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….
george: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sapnap: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!
tommy: tch… thats so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.
skeppy: you werent suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*
fundy: this is such a pain in the ass.
badboy: *halo*
ponk: umm……… okay
quackity: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]
i love romantic sherliam but what if they were just really close fuckbuddies.
Like louis is like "ik ur dating my brother!" and sherlock just goes "nah we homies, we fuck but we always have socks on so no homo"
this isn’t… this isn’t porn… it’s just… dean and cas…… having a really passionate naked hug…. no homo……..
“Where did you hear that?????”
pDamn why does he look so pretty.
im gonna go make cookiesss /` v `)/
Same energy
this continues to be the gayest tweet ever written simply bc nobody who likes pussy would ever say it like that
Outlaws on the run Faster than a stolen gun Tied naked to the trees Killed so gruesomely Burning tents to the ground Cops won't wave 'em down The most wanted men Bushrangers reigning in --- Bloodthirsty tendencies Anti-authority Mad dog Morgan He never gave a warning Mad dog Morgan Shot in the back by morning --- King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Billabong Valley
B day card for my friend who i am also married to
she’s straight don’t ask it’s too long to explain
The theme is cats because what other option was there
cw// blood :p
tee-hee ♡
A colored doodle bc I rlly liked @thefreakrat 's sona as william afton heheheh 😈
no homeo bro
*stops the state of steady internal functioning body temperature and fluid balance, being kept within certain pre-set limits and collapses, dead*
Enjoy this…lovely fan fic
Shidou x Fem reader
I’ve been besties with Shidou for a long time, we met at the psych ward and we always bit the other patients. Over the years I developed a crush on him, today I was finally going to confess my love for him.
I told him to meet me in front of the mental asylum we were at and he showed up, I was red as a tomato as I stuttered “I-I-I-I-ive been meaning to tell you something for a while…. I-I-I-….. I love you!” It was quite for a moment before shidou responded with..
“Shawty I’m gay im literally getting married to sae” and speaking of sae sae walked in and put on his dog leash and said “come on baby girl let’s go” they began to make out in front of me and sae pulled his dog leash and walked away with shidou.
Happy pride month LMFAOOOO
Happy Pride month!!! 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Shout out to all the bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes on this app! As well as anyone who doesn't fall in any of thoses categories.
Also, happy early birthday to my bestfriend, who found out that the word demon is in pride month "pri demon th", and is now the resident pride demon, of our friend group and school.
Teenage boys will literally say “no homo” and then kiss each other on the mouth.
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