Now THIS Is What We Call A Prompt Injection

now THIS is what we call a prompt injection

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

In an alternate universe where the classic barbie movies were based off gothic/horror public domain works instead of fairytales

—The recounting of Shield Sheafson’s deeds from Beowulf, adapted for Ezra Bridger from Star Wars: Rebels

There was Shield Sheafson Ezra Bridger, scourge of many tribes the Empire A wrecker of mead-benches star-destroyers, rampaging among foes. This terror of the hall- storm-troops had come far. A foundling to start with, he would flourish later on As his powers waxed and his worth was proved In the end each clan sky-conquerer on the outlying coasts Beyond the whale-roads had to yield to him And begin to pay tribute. That was a good king.

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

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