Me: See's A Tik Tok Edit Of Lies Of P And Sees Pinocchio

Me: See's a tik tok edit of lies of P and sees Pinocchio

Also me:*signs* start searching fanfics on Tumblr

(he just unlocked a new crush and created a new type of boy i would date the moment i saw him)

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how i look while reading the most disgusting, disturbing book about cannibalism (not really).

“I guess she’s sort of beautiful. I don’t know, those lips. You know, lips are supposed to be a perfect reflection of another part of a woman’s anatomy. Not that I’m a lesbian. Well, maybe I am. No, definitely not. I told my mother I was, just for shock value. She said “fine, just as long as you don’t smoke,” which of course is my main joy in life. I can’t imagine where she came from. I mean, none of the other girls that go to my school are that scangie. I really wish we could be friends.”

POISON IVY (1992) dir. Katt Shea