X I Plead The Fifth

x I plead the fifth

SAM IS DECENT AT SEX CONFIRMED WOOO YEAHHHH WAY TO GO HELL YES DECENT SEX

Gwen is being actively consumed by her ambition. She is trying anything and everything to secure herself this position she so desperately wants—that she seems to truly think she deserves.

And you know what? I hope she gets it. I hope that somehow, some way, she finds herself in Lena’s shoes. And she drives herself to glorious, well-deserved ruin because she plunged in WAY too rashly and WAY too confidently in proportion to her actual skills. I hope she fucks up, bad, and pays the price for her hastily-assembled wax wings. I hope she doesn’t have time to apologise for her arrogance and her inadequacy.

MAINLY because it would be good for the story, but also because Gwendolyn “didn’t fall far from the tree” Bouchard is a rat

something about Trevor in this episode just… saddens me.

don’t get me wrong, it’s a great thing that he’s different—keeps us Archives listeners from getting too cocky, you know? Reinforces that not everything is the same.

But… really, looking back on him, Trevor was one of the more badass characters in Archives. Yeah, sure, not a great person, but he was at least incredibly competent at his “job.”

But now, Trevor-bloody-Herbert MP comes off as a bit of an incompetent asshole. I know his life circumstances are likely VASTLY different, but it feels like a little bit of wealth and power just completely took everything he had as a homeless vampire hunter.

It’s not this deep in the slightest btw it just made me sad

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her