My Dealer: Got Some Straight Gas This Strain Is Called The Epic Of Gilgamesh Youll Be Zonked Out Of Your

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “The Epic of Gilgamesh” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the mountain warn me in a dream about Humbaba

My buddy Enkidu pacing: the gods are lying to us

odyssey adaptation where a mini odysseus appears, pauses and explains how he'll get out of his latest misadventure

The Oresteia be like:

you don't understand. every single greek warrior mourned the death of patroclus. every single sea goddess and nereid mourned his loss. the greatest warriors of the greek army like menelaus and ajax were prepared to die defending his body from the trojans so that it could be taken back to camp. achilles' horses literally cried at his death. at losing patroclus, achilles immediately wants to die as well. achilles' refusal to be parted from his body was so strong that thetis has to protect it from decay. this man was so universally loved that the entire greek camp mourned his death for DAYS

wish i had enough followers so i could post “patroclus” and 600 billion people would respond with “yayy!!” …..

I love when people are like “this character is a war criminal” and show a character from a setting where we have no idea what the rules of war are. Like yeah they’re a torturer or murderer or whatever but if you wanna call them a criminal over it you gotta back it up with some kind of indication of what things might be in their conventions.