Your First Column Of Emojis Describes Your Personality! Whats Yours?

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

We're cooking tonight, my dudes.

Ah, FGO English localization team. Never change.

He would.

happy flat fuck friday: spooky edition!

What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

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I haven't even decided what to cook yet, but I'm already in love with this book.

I mean, how could you not love these derpy little cupcakes?

And since I got the Barnes & Noble exclusive version, there's a little surprise inside. I'm not spoiling it here, though!

Also, the theorists were right. There is a tiny bit of lore throughout the book. It's not earth-shattering, but it's there.

The original Freddy Fazbear's Pizza did, in fact, open in 1983.

Sodaroni was first released in 1986.

And the person leaving notes throughout the book is almost certainly Gregory.

We're cooking tonight, my dudes.