I Got Bored And Came Up With A Few Of My Own Challenge Modes For UCN. Maybe I'll Actually Test Them Tonight.

I got bored and came up with a few of my own challenge modes for UCN. Maybe I'll actually test them tonight. But for now, I just want to share them.

"Was it me?"

This one is based on the Bite of '87 and the mystery behind who did it. I drew inspiration from fan theories across all eras of FNAF history. I also included suspects and red herrings for the Bite of '83. We have:

Freddy, for Rule 6 ("Don't touch Freddy.") on FNAF 1's Rules poster and the handprints on his face

Foxy, for being out of order and isolated in Pirate Cove

Toy Chica, for her removable beak and threatening voice lines

Mangle, for her huge jaws, sharp teeth, and resentment of being torn apart every day

Golden Freddy, for almost 100% certainly being Fredbear

Every pre-Halloween FNAF 4 character, for the game's teasers alluding to the Bite. Bonus points if DeeDee summons Nightmare Chica and/or Plushtrap.

"Fine Dining"

The theme of this challenge is "class and style." Everyone included here is wearing some combination of hat + tie. Each character gets:

20 AI levels if they're wearing both a nice hat and a snazzy tie

10 AI levels if they only have one of the above accessories

5 AI levels if they are Nedd Bear. He technically fits the dress code, but his springy hat isn't exactly classy, and his standard office necktie is the lamest possible option.

"Getting Meta Up in Here"

Every character here has a description and/or mechanic that breaks the fourth wall. They are all set to 20, except for Chica and El Chip, who are both set to 10. Their uniqueness is for variety and not much else, to be honest.

"New and Shiny"

All the characters with polished, pristine suits are set to 20. That's literally it. This was inspired by the FNAF 2 challenge of the same name. I considered docking a few AI levels for Mangle and Ennard due to the rough conditions of their bodies, but hey, their endoskeletons are shiny.

"Midnight Rave"

Disorientation and noise are the key features of this challenge. Every "distraction" character is here and is set to 20--except for Phone Guy, who is set to 5 because I can't see him willingly attending a rave. Every noise-sensitive character is also set to 20, whether they are sensitive to noise level or noise type. Ballora is part of the 20 group as well since listening for her music is her core mechanic; you can't have a proper party without music. Finally, there are a few characters set to 10:

Freddy, because his music box is his death screen audio and nothing else

Mangle, because she only makes static once he gets to your room

Puppet, because he only emits music himself when he's about to kill you

Rockstar Bonnie, because he is intrinsically linked to his guitar but doesn't actually do anything musical until he kills you

Scraptrap, because you do have to listen for him, but he only shows up once

Anyway, that's all. Let me know what you think, if I can improve any of these challenges, etc.

Give the ball back you monsters!!!!!!

Rant Time

I desperately want Reel Drama Lagoona, but of course, no one's selling her for a reasonable price. I'm not paying $200 for a doll that originally sold for $25. Or $5,799 like one Walmart listing is asking for (honestly, though, that one is more funny than aggravating to me). Some people have the gall to only sell pieces of her clothing, too.

(And of course someone on Reddit managed to find her for ten dollars, because why the heck not? I'm happy for them, but please, rub some more salt into the wound, Universe.)

I almost wish I were impulsive enough to just cave in and go for one of those stupid, expensive listings, because then, I'd have her. Almost. But I'm a jobless college student; I need the money for things like food and school supplies. I know I'd be miserable if I came up short when it mattered most. And I don't want to give those people the satisfaction of taking my money. Lagoona is my favorite character, and I adore the silent film aesthetic, but my love for those things is not quite as great as my hatred for price gougers.

That's all. Rant over.

in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that "for security" they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3

I must say, I feel pretty validated knowing that Toy Bonnie really is FNAF 2's problem child. He was my biggest run killer during my 10/20 attempts on ye olde 2014 FNAF 2 mobile version.

Still love him, though.

Guys, I think my video games are cursed.

First, I found out that Project Diva X likes to drop the swimsuit modules a lot when my mom is in the room. A lot. Especially with Luka and MEIKO, and sometimes one of KAITO's many speedos.

And now?

I got this card in Obey Me: Nightbringer.

It comes with a very sus "Premium Picture" that you can set as your in-game wallpaper if you are so inclined (I'm glad that it's at least optional ^^"). I get that this is an otome game and therefore not really geared toward someone like me, but like, really? This one? One of the only two in the current gacha that has such a gimmick? I like Simeon as a character and am grateful to have another Wrath Gluttony card with a greater rarity than SR, but come on.

It's the Duke Venomania quiz result bonanza all over again.