I Might Explode

i might explode

like this is not okay

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

kapoof combine the two hyperfixations

this is mike and will as parrots species, mike is a quaker and will is a cockatiel :)

quakers are birds that can shift mood very quickly (often when not cared for properly) they can be very territorial, very loud but once they form a bond they can also be really sweet and cuddly. they love learning new things and learning new words and with the right birds they can be very social as well.

cockatiels are calmer, gentler birds who love head scratches and whistling, they can be social with other parrots but usually form a stronger bond with one other bird, or their owner.

2000s byler au that plays out pretty much exactly like the show except when will moves to california after the rain fight mike listens to i miss you by blink 182 on repeat for the entirety of those six months