Now Tell Us About The Au

Now tell us about the au

help i told my friend abt this toxic karushuu au where ren ends up with gakushuu and now she ships gakuren and hates karma i-

SHE CAN SHIP WHATEVER SHE LIKES BUT PLS MY BITCH BOY KARMA

IMAGINE GETTI G THE APPROVAL OF GAKUHO FUCKING ASANO AS AN S/O FOR HIS ONLY SON. GOD MUST HAVE BEEN SHINING DOWN ON SAID S/O ON THAT DAY

ANYWAY, THANK YOU I REALLY REALLY ENJOYED THIS!!!

Hey, I'd really love to read about Gakushuu Asano from Assclass introducing his s/o to his dad! I'd love to see what you come up with!

Tysm! I hope this is a good read, sidenote this takes place after we get a little backstory on his dad :

Gakushuu Asano introducing his s/o to his dad

"No, abseloutly not."

"Oh come on-"

Clearly it's gonna take a bit of time before Asano even considers letting you anywhere near his dad.

You'll have to be the one to suggest the meeting to begin with.

It's not you bub, it's just that their relationship is a bit strained.

Protective bb.

After a lot of nagging and promises he'll budge because at the end of the day Asano does understand that one way or another you'll have to meet his father.

You're one of the few rays of light of peace and normalcy he gets and he doesn't need his father ruining that.

At least that's what he thinks his father will do.

He just wants your relationship with him to be as happy and healthy as possible and he'll stop at nothing to do it.

Even if it means you meeting his dad.

He will give you a whole lot of warnings and speeches on the drive to meet his father.

"You also have to-"

"I promise I'll be fine Asano."

"But-"

Pls, he's trying his best, he's just worried (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

Greeting his dad will be quite an awkward matter since while your trying to bow in respect you've got your slightly pissed off boyfriend sending death glares to his own father.

Elbow him in the side pls

By now his dad is trying to put in some effort to being a better parent.

But that doesn't mean he still isn't a harsh critique.

The level of intimidation you will receive from his father is ungodly.

It's a good thing you have Asano as an indirect body guard ready with snide remarks but you'll have to hold up on your own to gain his dad's approval 😶

Dinner will pass by well enough but with the air thick with tension.

His dad will make an effort in conversation and you'll find yourself engaging in many small intellectual debates.

You'll have to be confident and poised but still respectful.

You might even catch his father off guard with a good reply, that will surely improve your chance of success.

If your well informed on many topics and able to keep up with the sharp parent then congratulations you've gained a smidge of a smile and some progress has been made.

Asano will eventually loosen up to pitch in conversation as well but he'll have your hand gripped tight in his and his guard is still up.

Pls squeeze his hand, he may look confident but he still nervous and needs the reassurance. 🙃

Thankfully the night will pass swiftly and his father has deemed you well enough but not without the occasional jabs at the start of your interaction.

Look at you go, wow you've done the impossible. 👏

The tension will fade slightly but it is still ever so present, Asano is not one to forgive and forget he needs time.

But this is a step in the right direction.

You've formed a more of mutual respect with his father.

His father will give him a little nod that you might not notice and maybe then a little smile will appear before both of you leave.

Eventually Asano will drive you home with a kiss goodbye and he may not show it but you just lifted a huge weight off his shoulder with how the day's events concluded.

Aight time to touch some grass

another thought; how pretty puppyboy bokuto would look on his knees before you- collar taut with the way you’re tugging his leash. cock leaking and so heavy its brushing the floor and making a mess, bobbing with each nervous swoosh of his tail- absolutely begging you to let him touch you and if he gets too antsy, testing his luck by launching at you- simply place a foot against his chest and see how easily he crumbles with a singular utter of, “bad dog.” heel of said foot slowly pushing him back. watch pretty little sobs and cries, high pitched whines begging with poorly formed words begging, begging you to let him inside that pussy he goes stupid for.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SEGGSY SNIPER CHIBA!

I'm meeting my first pot tomorrow and I'm really nervous! 😳 Any advice?

Dress simply but be attuned to the destination. Meeting at a Starbucks? Wear soft designer jeans and minimal jewellery. Meeting at a ✩✩✩✩+ restaurant? Wear an LBD and diamond studs. 

Be 5–10 minutes early. You will not look overeager. Should he arrive after you and ask how long you’ve been waiting, smile and tell him that it’s inconsequential because you just know he’ll make it up to you in the long run. 

Don’t drink more than one alcoholic drink per hour, no matter how good your alcohol tolerance. 

Put your phone on silent. I shouldn’t even have to say this. 

Don’t get flustered. Smile until your cheeks hurt. Then, keep smiling. Before you answer any questions, give yourself a second – just a second – to think about how you intend to answer. Try not to speak before thinking and when you answer, don’t stutter or mumble. Your eloquence and thoughtfulness will impress him but it will also subtly inform him that you pay attention and can’t be easily screwed over.

Ask him follow-up questions and bite your lip gently as he answers. Lean in a little bit closer, cross your legs so that your body is angled towards him and brush your knee against his. Play with your hair and brush your hands against your shoulder and collar bone, mimicking ‘subconscious’ indicators of interest through falsified body language.

At the end of the meeting, touch his shoulder and thank him genuinely for his time. Ask if he’d mind terribly if you were to give him a hug; make sure you’ve spritzed perfume in your hair so he’ll smell your perfume when he hugs you. He’ll be thinking about your perfume all day. 

Try to have fun. Someone has a vested interest in paying you merely for bestowing your presence upon them – how awesome is that? You’re a goddess and an all-around cool chick. Even if this date doesn’t work out, you deserve a pat on the back and an extra hour worshipping yourself in the bath, you gorgeous thing, you!

Most important of all, stay safe. Download an app that will check in on you or let a friend (be it someone you know exclusively on Tumblr or someone you’ve known your whole life) know where you are. Avoid places that aren’t public or well-lit where possible and if you start to feel uncertain, ask to stop at or near an ATM where there is usually security cameras, decent lighting, etc. and ask him to leave you alone before calling a cab. Trust your instinct if your body goes into fight-or-flight.

Hinata tachibana: ✍️✍️✍️✍️