HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SEGGSY SNIPER CHIBA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SEGGSY SNIPER CHIBA!

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@x6nji for u too heathen

I'm meeting my first pot tomorrow and I'm really nervous! 😳 Any advice?

Dress simply but be attuned to the destination. Meeting at a Starbucks? Wear soft designer jeans and minimal jewellery. Meeting at a ✩✩✩✩+ restaurant? Wear an LBD and diamond studs. 

Be 5–10 minutes early. You will not look overeager. Should he arrive after you and ask how long you’ve been waiting, smile and tell him that it’s inconsequential because you just know he’ll make it up to you in the long run. 

Don’t drink more than one alcoholic drink per hour, no matter how good your alcohol tolerance. 

Put your phone on silent. I shouldn’t even have to say this. 

Don’t get flustered. Smile until your cheeks hurt. Then, keep smiling. Before you answer any questions, give yourself a second – just a second – to think about how you intend to answer. Try not to speak before thinking and when you answer, don’t stutter or mumble. Your eloquence and thoughtfulness will impress him but it will also subtly inform him that you pay attention and can’t be easily screwed over.

Ask him follow-up questions and bite your lip gently as he answers. Lean in a little bit closer, cross your legs so that your body is angled towards him and brush your knee against his. Play with your hair and brush your hands against your shoulder and collar bone, mimicking ‘subconscious’ indicators of interest through falsified body language.

At the end of the meeting, touch his shoulder and thank him genuinely for his time. Ask if he’d mind terribly if you were to give him a hug; make sure you’ve spritzed perfume in your hair so he’ll smell your perfume when he hugs you. He’ll be thinking about your perfume all day. 

Try to have fun. Someone has a vested interest in paying you merely for bestowing your presence upon them – how awesome is that? You’re a goddess and an all-around cool chick. Even if this date doesn’t work out, you deserve a pat on the back and an extra hour worshipping yourself in the bath, you gorgeous thing, you!

Most important of all, stay safe. Download an app that will check in on you or let a friend (be it someone you know exclusively on Tumblr or someone you’ve known your whole life) know where you are. Avoid places that aren’t public or well-lit where possible and if you start to feel uncertain, ask to stop at or near an ATM where there is usually security cameras, decent lighting, etc. and ask him to leave you alone before calling a cab. Trust your instinct if your body goes into fight-or-flight.

the way he speaks // w. afton

tw: smut, plus sized fem reader, age gap, boss/employee, lots of cum, tiny bit of degradation (and i hate it but it fits), mentions of blood, william is v condescending and mean but he loves you ok, corruption kink, mentions of michael liking reader, pet names, pervy william, period play, cunnilingus, this isn't a coherent story so each sentence doesn't necessarily take place in the same time frame

"Hiya, I'm William. Your new boss. You must be Y/N!" William beams, outstretching his hand. The moment your skin touches his he knew he had to have you.

It starts off slow, he's gentle and kind. Playing the devilishly handsome caring boss. He's a divorced single-father of three despite his children being grown. "Ah, you must know Michael and Elizabeth. They work at other locations for me, we traveled there you and I, just this last week. Remember?"

But it evolves into more. Lingering touches and excited glances. Fingers brushing together as you pass each other in the pizzeria's corridor. "You're so pretty, hard to believe such a pretty face has no one chasin' after her, huh?" His fingers caress your face, a seemingly innocent gesture for those who didn't know he was your much older boss.

"Them stupid boys. Don't know what they're missing." William's smile is particularly debonair though his gaze is feline with the way he watches you. He sends a quick wink before returning to his paperwork.

And ends with you falling into his office, tugging off each other's clothes after the pizzeria is closed. Your hands flying for his belt, the heat of the buckle searing into your hand as you free his length. "Couldn't take how pretty you looked anymore. Had to do something. Anything."

"Spread your legs for me, sweet thing." William speaks gruffly, hand tightening into a fist around his leaking hard cock. "Gonna make you my pretty little housewife."

"Stick out your tongue and say 'ahh'. Now, swallow. That's a good girl." His thumb swipes along your lower lip, scooping up any fallen cum and pushing it back between your closed lips.

"You can hardly take one cock in this tiny pussy, how will you ever fit two?" He prods the dildo just beneath where his cock sits wedged deep inside, pushing the head against your walls as your hole gives away and opens, greedily sucking in the faux dick.

"I'll kill those fucking pricks for touching you. C'mere, doll, daddy's gotcha." He's collecting you in his arms, peppering kisses around your face.

"So sweet, so pliant. So needy." His hands grip your stomach, driving your hips back and forth on his length.

"You can take another one, right? Can your pussy take a sixth orgasm? Bet you can. Gotta make you squirt." His fingers hover over your trembling clit, oozing a mixture of your juices and his cum.

"My pretty employee. Now, what would your coworkers say if they saw you sucking the boss's cock like a desperate whore?" He fists your hair, grinning as you choke on his cock. His hips rut against you, forcing more of his length down til he's spraying cum at the back of your throat.

An arrogant scoff. "You really think your period would put me off of eating you out? Lie back, orgasms are supposed to help with cramps. Can't wait to be dripping red while I devour your perfect cunt."

"You really know how to take it out of me, princess." He grunts over the phone call, grasping his weeping cock tight. He zooms in on the picture you sent, eyeing the purple dildo stuffed deep within your ass, a near perfect copy of his own dick.

Long fingers caress your face. "I can see why Michael is so smitten with you. You're beautiful. Ethereal, even." Before he's pulling you into a kiss, tongue parting patient lips as he swallows in your moans.

A harsh pain against your ass cause you to yelp. William grasps your pants, holding fast and pulls the band up through your ass cheeks, whistling lowly. "Never knew you had such a fine ass, doll. I'm very glad I started making you wear this little skirt to work."

William writhes above you, throwing his head back. "You're fuckin' killing me. Your family will kill me more if they know a grown man is defiling their twenty-something year old daughter." A smirk lifts to his face.

"Put on a little show for me. I wanna watch." William sits in his office chair, legs spread and pink cock exposed to the cool air. He shudders with delight practically shaking with vibrations as you bare yourself to him.

His touch is careful, practiced. Pulling you to sit in his lap and grind your clothed cunt against his weeping cock. "Fuck, just like that. God, look at how you make me leak."

William's wide-eyes remain ever focused on how the precum taints the pretty fabric of your underwear. An evident dark spot makes his eyes roll back into his skull. "Fuck, fuck, fuck--you're gonna be the death of me, doll."

You move your panties to the side and eagerly lower yourself onto his bare cock. Eager to feel him for the first time, you wanted it to be raw.

"You're not even all the way down my cock and I'm gonna fuckin' burst. You're perfect. Fuckin' hell, doll."

✨ BOOKS TO READ ON YOUR HYPERGAMOUS JOURNEY!!! ✨

Stop using the pandemic as an excuse for not developing yourself and your social skills! It’s important to devote time to studying hypergamy, dating, social climbing, and femininity. Although nothing can replace real life interactions, reading books on the topic can help prime you for when these interactions do occur. Devote yourself to daily reading, ladies. 

DATING

- Shanghai Girls: Uncensored & Unsentimental: How Formidable Chinese Women Use Their Feminity to Get Wealth and Power, By Lan Lan

- Ho Tactics, by G.L. Lambert

- The Geisha Secret, by Hanako

- How To Marry The Rich, by Ginie Sayles 

FEMININITY

- Simply Irresistible, by Ellen T. White

- The Geisha Secret, by Hanako

SEDUCTION

- The Book of Courtesans, by Susan Griffin

- The Art of Seduction, by Robert Green

- The Seduction Mystique, by Ginie Sayles

- The Geisha Secret, by Hanako

SOCIAL CLIMBING

- Meet the Rich, by Ginie Sayles

- The Old Money Book: How To Live Better While Spending Less, by Byron Tully

- Modern Etiquette Made Easy, by Myka Meier

- The Social Climbers Bible,  Dirk Wittenborn

Now tell us about the au

help i told my friend abt this toxic karushuu au where ren ends up with gakushuu and now she ships gakuren and hates karma i-

SHE CAN SHIP WHATEVER SHE LIKES BUT PLS MY BITCH BOY KARMA