There Is Something About Mike Schmidt That Aroace People Love. Idk, This Man Cares About His Family And

There is something about Mike Schmidt that aroace people love. idk, this man cares about his family and doing the right thing (eventually)

he looks damn fine, but soft in a pathetic way?

and he doesn't radiate a single ounce of sexual or romantic attraction to any other character

i just think he would be a great platonic life partner

Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.

I've been procrastinating for months on end, so here's a little headcanon for my fanfic writers out there who...ya know, actually write stuff:

Dark has the ability to silence all noise a person can hear by touching them. This comes in handy when/if one of the other egos or the da is feeling overwhelmed, especially if they're sensitive to loud noises.

He doesn't often know how to comfort people, but he understands what it's like when your mind becomes too loud to handle, so the only thing he can think to do is give them some relief.

He usually just...puts a hand on their head or something. He's got chronic pain and trust issues, what'd you expect?

i just wanted to say that i agree so much with your thoughts on the concept of queerplatonic!mike schmidt x reader and would love to see it done!!! i’m aroace and can’t get enough of the headcanon of him as such, plus the idea of him as a queerplatonic partner. i’m not very experienced with x reader fics but this concept makes me want to try writing one!

holy fuck, human contact-

Thank you! It's nice to know I'm not the only one looking for this kinda content.

Like I mentioned in the tags of that post, I do have a premise I could probably use for like a whole series. Part of me wants to throw it out into the ether since I may never write it, but the rest of me also really doesn't want to do that cause I know I want it to be platonic, or at least eventually queerplatonic, and if anyone's gonna use the concept first (to my knowledge) I want it to be with my intended vision.

Idk. Guess it'll just stay rattling around in my noggin till it's ready.

If you're more used to ship fics you could always just take a popular ship and make it queerplatonic. It works with the potent aroace vibes nearly every character in this movie gives off. (mike especially) It's whatever you wanna do really.

The possibilities with queerplatonic relationships are pretty much endless since things like boundaries and how the partnership functions are entirely up to the people involved. Leaves a lot of room for unique relationship dynamics and storytelling if you ask me.

healp. does this guy have any specification name or anything. are there fics or art of him. i’m gnawing on my hand please

Me, aroace: “Yeah I think these fictional characters are kinda hot”

Other people: “Oh you think they’re hot? Doesn’t that mean you’re not actually aroa-“

Me: