BEING AROMANTIC IS GREAT REBLOG TO EXPLODE A TRUCK

BEING AROMANTIC IS GREAT REBLOG TO EXPLODE A TRUCK

Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.

Mike Schmidt feels very aroace to me.

However

Securitywaiter/dreamtheory is a very silly ship that is somehow the most amazing thing I've ever encountered

healp. does this guy have any specification name or anything. are there fics or art of him. i’m gnawing on my hand please

"Sexting Mike while he's at work" "'Visiting' Mike at work" "Giving Mike a little 'break' at work"

Freddy Fazbear is going to watch you give a handjob is that what you want

you want Chica and Bonnie to see your unholy place

these things are freaking roaming and you're whipping out handies like a politician hitting the Iowa Caucus, let the man take his drug nap while the animatronics play skeeball or something-- there's a time and place