Memes With No Context (only My Friend @ikari-shinsei Will Understand :D)

Memes with no context (only my friend @ikari-shinsei will understand :D)

Me: *is texting friend and just being gremlins while watching TikToks*

Me: *sees TikTok about a new Helluva Boss episode*

Me: Wait… new episode?!

Me: *proceeds to watch the hell out of ‘Oops’ and be kicking my feet once it’s over*

Me: I want what they have!!

S&S&F: She-Wolf (1/3)

(This would take place after the events of chapter 15) …

Well, they sure didn’t think this through.

Cameron and Alanis had been getting ready for their monthly date night, a night only for themselves, nothing fancy or anything, just something sweet and nice for the two of them. However…

‘How the fudge did we forget about the kiddos…?’ Alanis mumbled.

‘I have no clue. We’ll have to cancel date night, we don’t have anyone to take care of them.’ Cameron said, slightly dejected.

‘Yeah, and Jack is busy tonight ain’t he?’ Alanis asked.

‘Either that or he is dead asleep, which I honestly doubt due to his coffee obsession.’ Cameron snorted.

‘True true.’ Alanis said as she and Cameron turned their heads to look at the kids playing with their toys in their blanket fort. ‘To bad, I really wanted to go on a date night with ya.’

‘Me too. Unfortunately, nobody we know can take care of the kids while we are away, they either don’t know about them, they to busy or they just don’t know how to handle them.’ Cameron said.

‘Hmmm…’ Alanis went deep in thought for a moment before speaking up. ‘Well, there is someone I know. She is good with kids and she is in the town right now, she told me a few hours ago. Plus, she ain’t human.’

‘Really? Who?’ Cameron asked.

‘You met her once, I think.’ Alanis said as she took out her phone. ‘Let’s hope she don’t start barking.’

‘HEEEEEY HEEEEY! Open the door!’

‘Well, guess I didn’t need to call.’ Alanis said as she put her phone in her pocket and went to the front door.

The kids jumped when they heard the new voice yelling just outside the house, hiding in their blanket fort as Cameron approached.

‘W-Who is t-that?’ Sun asked, a little scared.

‘It’s just one of Alanis’ friends, don’t worry. She won’t hurt you.’ Cameron reassured as he caressed Sun’s frills to calm him down, the little mer leaning in slightly.

‘So that’s why it smelled fishy in here! I just thought ya fell into the ocean again!’ The new voice said.

‘It was ONE TIME!’ Alanis exclaimed as the new voice laughed.

The kids watched as Alanis let the new person inside. The person was a woman of very short stature, around 5’1, had tanned skin with brown hair and eyes. She wore a pastel red grayish shirt with a slight dark gray jacket with three pins on them, a gray beanie that had doggie ears on her head and jean shorts. The most noticeable features in her person, however, were the scars on her body, her left arm being made of metal up to her elbow and a dark cloth covering her right eye. Both kids were curious yet still a bit nervous to meet this new lady.

The lady that squealed so high she almost shattered the windows when she saw them.

'Dios mío, son bebés! WHy didn't you tell me sooner, tupida?! They so cute!' The lady squealed in delight, her left eye wide in wonder.

'Cause I knew you would get like this and frankly, didn't want to deal with your barking so early.' Alanis joked.

'Ey, I only bark for one person, and you are very pretty, but my Kari is the only one that has my heart.' The new lady said.

'Right right.' Alanis said as she rolled her eyes playfully.

Moon growled softly at the newcomer, hiding in the blanket fort more. Sun, however, decided to speak up.

'W-Who is s-she?' Sun asked, nervous as Cameron turned to him and smiled softly.

'This is Aisha, one of Alanis' friends of many years. She's just like Eclipse, only more hyper and loud. Ally has known her for a long time and she is basically family.' Cameron explained.

'Who is Eclipse?' Aisha asked once she got her eye away from the kids to look at Alanis.

'Ya know the tall guy that you said he had an odd fish scent?' Alanis said.

'Yeah, I remember. Jack was it?' Aisha asked as Alanis nodded before realizing. 'Holy shiiiittake! That explains so much. By the way, where is Smokey??'

Just at that moment, Smokey came out to the living room and locked eyes with Aisha. They stared at each other for a while before Smokey just tackled Aisha!

The kids watched shocked as Cameron and Alanis just chuckled at Smokey's antics.

'Ay ya gremlin doggo! Pfft, haha, gross!' Aisha laughed loudly as Smokey kept licking her face.

As Smokey kept playing and rough housing with Aisha, she made the lady's beanie fall off her head. Wait, where those dog ears?!

'Ay ya Smokey, you are more chaotic than I remember!' Aisha laughed as Smokey settled down.

Moon looked suspicious once he saw the ears on Aisha's head while Sun looked rather curious. He crawled a bit forward to look at Aisha better and noticed something wagging behind her back. At first, he thought it was Smokey's tail but Smokey was now jumping on Alanis so it wasn't hers...

'W-Why does s-she have t-those?' Sun asked the kelpie, curious.

'You mean the ears and tail?' Cameron asked as Sun nodded slowly. 'That's because she is a werewolf.'

'What's a w-werewolf?' Sun asked.

Before Cameron could answer, Aisha spoke up.

'Werewolves are creatures that are basically half human and half wolf, making us sort of relatives to canines and therefore dogs like Smokey! We can turn into wolves or stick to human forms. There are also some misconceptions where we only turn during full moon's but we can turn whenever we want. We are also able to understand most canine languages!' Aisha went into a rant about werewolves, stars in her eyes as she explained. 'Ahem, sorry, I get excited when it comes to werewolf stuff. Especially if it's to kids.'

'You're good, you explained it better then I could have anyway.' Cameron said as he chuckled.

Moon poked his head out of the pillow fort and narrowed his good eye at Aisha. So far she hadn't tried anything but it was clear he didn't trust her. The darker mer got startled when he saw the werewolf lady staring at him, her tail wagging.

'So, what are their names?' Aisha asked as she looked at Cameron.

'Lil sweet bean here is Sun and the gremlin bean over there is Moon.' Alanis said as Aisha snorted.

'Awww, Solecito y Lunita! Or maybe Solecito and Tsuki? Hehe, Solecito and Tsuki!' Aisha giggled as her tail kept wagging.

Sun and Moon look a bit confused and turned to Cameron and Alanis, wondering what the heck Aisha meant.

'She's giving ya nicknames kiddos. She does that often.' Alanis said.

'W-What's a n-nickname?' Sun asked as he tilted his head.

'Google says it is 'a familiar or humorous name given to a person or thing instead of or as well as the real name'. Basically another name that you can be called aside from your given name. It's basically the same thing as calling you buddy.' Cameron explained and Sun looked like he understood. 'Aisha is basically calling you by your names but in other languages.'

'Yeah yeah! Solecito basically means Lil Sun or Sunny in Spanish while Lunita means Lil Moon or Moony while Tsuki means Moon in Japanese.' Aisha explained.

Sun kept asking questions and Aisha always answered eagerly and as best as she could. Alanis and Cameron looked at each other and looked relieved. Yeah, the kids will be just fine.

(Moon and Sun belong to @intistone’s fic Scars and Scales)

Cameron (kelpie boi) belongs to @ikari-shinsei

Alanis and Aisha (the new werewolf girl) belong to me :)

Creator's Wrath

(In the Mega Pizzaplex...)

It has been about two weeks since Miss Virtud had been out on sick leave and now she was back! She was so excited to see the animatronics once again and they were clearly happy to see her as well. Making sure everything was alright with the Glamrocks first, checking on DJ and making sure they were all running smoothly before going to the Daycare when the children left.

The woman walked inside the Daycare, looking around the place. The place was spotless as always, the play structures looking shiny, every toy and barrel was in its proper place, Sun must have cleaned up immediately when the kids had left. Genesis smiled before looking around for the cheerful animatronic.

'Heya Sunnyyyy! I am back!' Genesis exclaimed before hearing footsteps and suddenly being picked up and wrapped in a tight hug.

'Miss Gen! Oh, it has been so long! Moony and I missed you so so much!' Sundrop said as he hugged the small human close with a bright smile on his face.

'Haha, I missed ya too Sunshine!' Genesis chuckled as she hugged Sun back.

Sun kept hugging Genesis and laughing as she pet his head, the animatronic retracting his sharp rays so they don't hurt her. But then Genesis heard something unusual come out of the Daycare Attendant.

A sob.

Genesis' eyes widened and she looked at Sun confused and worried when he fell to his knees, still keeping her close.

'Sunny...?' She asked.

'I-I am... So glad you're back...' Sundrop sobbed, black tears running down his face.

'Hey, what's wrong? Why are you crying?' Genesis questioned as she held Sun's faceplate in her hands, drying his oil tears. 'Did something happen...?'

'It hurts Miss Gen... I-It hurts so bad...' Sundrop cried as he shivered and leaned into her touch. 'They were so cruel...'

'Who? What happened while I was gone...?' Genesis asked.

'Parts and Service worker...' Sundrop mumbled as tears kept falling.

That's right. When Genesis had been gone, those from Parts and Service were tasked to fix and upgrade the animatronics while she was away, including Sun and Moon. Everything was going fine until one particular worker just decided to be an asshole. They didn't care how much Sun and Moon screamed in pain, they didn't think robots could feel any pain so they kept them online while they tore them apart and upgraded their bodies. It was all so SO painful... The worker was made clear of the rules Miss Virtud had made: no keeping animatronics on when being fixed or upgraded, no decomissioning animatronics without her knowing, no hurting the animatronics, etc. This person, however, disregarded those rules and did whatever they pleased with the DCA.

Those weren't rules though.

They were warnings.

Genesis was enraged when Sun explained everything to her. She held Sun close to her, his head on her chest as they sat on the floor while the animatronic cried his metal and electric heart out. The woman despised seeing her creations like this, hurt and sad. She frowned as she pet his head, a way to comfort him while holding his hands, caressing the back of it gently.

It took a while but Sun stopped crying and looked up at Genesis, tears still in his eyes that he attempted to wipe away.

'I-I'm sorry Miss Gen, I was just so happy to see you I...' Sundrop said as he trailed off.

'There is no need to apologize. I am so sorry you had to endure all that...' Genesis said. 'What about Moon...? Is he okay...?'

Genesis was even more worried when Sun looked away from her.

'Moon, he... he hasn't been the same... He has been more... defensive. The light started... h-hurting him.' Sundrop said.

'What? That is not supposed to happen!' Genesis was shocked. 'Your programming was supposed to affect the change of AI when the lights turned off or on, not supposed to cause pain!'

'We know Miss Gen... Now it hurts him when the lights turn on. Please help us... It hurts...' Sundrop begged as he teared up again.

'I'll fix this, I promise.' Genesis said. 'Can I talk to Moon please?'

Sundrop sniffled before nodding and standing up. He went to the light switch and hesitantly turned off the lights. His rays retracted as a familiar blue nightcap with yellow stars popped out, half his face turning dark and his red and yellow appearance turning more blue and white. White eyes slowly flickered into red that quickly landed on Genesis' figure.

'Moondrop?' Genesis said, worried.

Moondrop said nothing as he approached Genesis and sat down in front of her. The engineer pursed her lips as she gently held Moon's faceplate. The animatronic didn't say anything, just leaned into her comforting touch and closing his eyes.

'H-Hurts...'

Is all he said before laying on Genesis' lap, curling into a fetal position. The woman frowned as she pet his head, letting him rest. She was going to make sure a certain worker had a hell of a week.

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'Eleanor.' The young voice of a child called out to a black haired, gray eyed and white dressed girl around 18 years old.

'Yes?' Eleanor turned to the child.

'What will Miss Genesis do to that person?' The child asked as she and Eleanor watched Genesis make the worker's life a living Hell under her management.

The worker was running around doing multiple tasks at once, getting chewed out by Genesis, and just being so stressed they might as well die on the spot.

'She's just giving them what they deserve.' Eleanor simply said.

'Because they hurt Sun and Moon.' The child said.

'Mmhmm. Now, how about we watch the band rehearse?' Eleanor said as she held the young girl's hand.

'That would be fun.' The child said as they walked away.

'I sure hope so Charlie.' Eleanor said as she and the young girl vanished.

Just vanished as if they were ghosts.

Armaros: The Bloodlust Cryptid

‘He was a kindred spirit, a guardian to those who chose to help. Always leaving his guard down, he trusted everyone.

That was his biggest mistake.

His home was found and burnt to the ground. He was caught and experimented on. Chest cut open with no anesthesia, stitched back up, stabbed, injected, everything happened to him. With no interaction with a kind soul, he started going insane.

One night, a scientist went to check on him and saw he was not moving, not breathing. The human checked on him and the creature lunged at them, biting their neck and leaving them for dead.

It felt so wrong at first but each person he ripped apart, every person he caught open like they did with him… made him satisfied. The massacre continued for minutes, hours, and now there was no one he could kill.

Now he roams any forest there is and anyone he even sees a glance of is dead. You can’t escape him, you never learn his name. A once kindred spirit snow turned into a monster by human hand.’

If you were to meet him, if you were human, he would kill you without hesitation. However, if you are non human, he’ll be more merciful and if you are one who has been harmed by humans, he will become protective of you.

Will you dare approach this once kindred spirit?

My DCAs!

I have made my own versions of Daycare Attendants!

Aurora is the equivalent of Sundrop, the Daytime DCA. She is angelic (hence the halo), joyful, kind and very playful! She does become easily panicked when her more devilish ‘friend’ comes out once the lights go out.

Genesis is the equivalent of Moondrop, the Nighttime DCA! She is a bit of a devil, mischievous, a bit cocky yet quite nice and playful. However, that is before the events of SB, if she was in the game and had Moon’s role, she would have been more aggressive and sadistic. She hates the light but she deeply cares for her more angelic ‘friend’.

I went with a Angel/Devil duo kinda dynamic when designing them and I think they look pretty good!