Quick Question

Quick question…

Okay, so ya know Friday Night Funkin right? And how the Dearest family be demons? Well, I always wondered just what KIND of demons they are but they don’t really look like any I know. Imma be going by Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel standards, cause I also have a bit of an AU going on, and the Dearest Family would probably be succubi? But at the same time, they appear to powerful to be simple succubi, I mean DD ruined so many lives and I don’t think lust demons have THAT kind of influence I think, but I have no clue what other kind of demon can be similar to succubi, be of higher rank but at the same time not be technically royalty cause I don’t see DD or MM being royals. Nobles, maybe, but yeah.

Anyone have any suggestions on what species they could be, please let me know! I wanna brainstorm about this.

I took my car to a mechanic to fix the alignment on the 29th and they just told me today that it was stolen on the 31st. I am furious

What if I spread false rumors in the kingdom about the topic of royal guard Eclipse's singleness

I'll run a book club to gossip.

"I heard many years ago he lost his lover on the battlefield and hasn't recovered since. Oh the poor man."

"oh poor man"

"yes, the poor man."

"I heard a wicked temptress cursed his beloved out of jealousy to living the rest of eternity as a sword. And he hasn't separated from them ever since, and it's why he's so dedicated to any fight! They're doing it together!!!"

"oh my"

"How intriguing!"

"and romantic *swoons*"

"I heard his lover was of high status during the day, and at night was the most fearsome threat the kingdom ever faced. Once defeated, the guard looked into the eyes of his lover in their final moments!! His cries were sorrowful!!! And eversince he hasn't been the same!!!!!"

"how tragic!!"

"it t'would explain his standoffish nature"

"I've heard he actually does have a living lover! But it's a forbidden passionate love that just can't be!! Truly, the classic case of Romeo and Juliet!"

"oh Romeo, Romeo, where art thou fair Romeo!!"

"I heard just today that he's making plans to marry his sword!!!"

"omygod!"

"really?"

"really!"

"my my it doesn't surprise me"

"do you think it could be his cursed lover?"

"well it's the only option that makes sense"

"EVERYONE!! I just heard that the royal guard has been challenged by a crowd of suitors!"

"Oh my"

"What happened?!"

"His sword lit up and destroyed them to smithereens!!"

"It's true! I work there and saw it with my own eyes!"

*collective gasp*

"That confirms it!"

"HIS LOVER-"

"WAS-"

"JEALOUS"

I AM CACKLING honestly wouldn't be surprised if there were thousands of rumors surrounded Eclipse, especially his romantic life and loss of his princely title. Eclipse would however find these rumors, hilarious:

Would start talking to his sword to fuck with people

Me: *sneaks in after being on hiatus for over a month* I have the other half to that post I made a while ago with all my favorite versions of Moon. Here is the Sunny addition! ^^ Owners of the AUs featured are listed below! Be sure to check them out! ❤️

Celestial Sundown AU: @pillowspace

Scars and Scales AU: @intistone

Twin Rulers AU: @aangelfreckles

Fairy AU: @ayyy-imma-ninja

Serial Killers AU: @ayyy-imma-ninja

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