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Personally, I can’t stand when people write soap as dumb when he is clearly near genius level at least and (my other headcanon I love) a total math wizard, human calculator style.

One of the things that pisses me off about MWIII and the lead up to it so bad is that whole "Oh I wasn't in the tank" thing around Graves.

Because it takes away from my success as a player and its just dumb.

But more importantly because Activision for some reason decided to play it like "Look at Soap being so dumb thinking he killed Graves, isn't he a ridiculous little man?" while Graves is given the "strong survivor" treatment by them.

Soap took out a tank.

Without dedicated gear.

He survived multiple assault teams while at it too. Not just survived, he took them out as well.

And then blew up a tank with nothing but some C4 to a point where no one in it could have survived.

Like he did that and you're telling me Graves wouldn't be fucking afraid of running into that guy again? If being in a tank can't save you from his wrath you're telling me he ever felt safe around him?

Nah. No way. We deserved to see him flinch the moment Soap enters the picture. To keep to the other side of the room. Trying his best to work with anyone but him.

Soap is unhinged and highly dangerous, or he would have waited for his chance to piss off instead of fighting that thing but he gets treated like instead of letting loose of his anger over the betrayal he was just a big dumb dumb and everyone else was in on the joke.

Like fuck man. That also means the player is seen in the same way, like you thought you just won a cool boss battle? Oh you stupid little player, that was for nothing and we're gonna take that feeling of success back. Games don't need to be gratifying, do they?

Actually that probably could be MW3s whole title.

Yuu: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.

Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Hmmm...

Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?

Yuu: HMMMM...

COD P☆RN LINKS <3

Ghost: Exchanging photos with Simon

Letting Simon tie you up in your new fishnets

Simon sharing you with Price

trying anal for the first time

Gaz: Bending you over the couch after you pestered him the whole day

Blindfolding you while hitting it from the back Pumping you full with cum while you're face down ass up <3

Making you ride him in your new panties [which will be spoiled and ripped later <3] Fucking in the barracks König: Your thighs hurt but dw K can carry u :3 Fingering his tiny liebling Mating press into the couch Riding him in the backyard, hoping the neighbors wont see Hair pulling and breeding <3 Making you gag on his dick Price: Eating you out in the back cz he couldn't wait Tying his hair up so he can eat you out Using his big hands on his lovie <3 Price catching you using toys Be a good girl for daddy, wont you lovie? Whimper for me darlin'. Soap: He woke you up for this Harder? Wearing your favorite hoodie <3 Filling your cunt up nicely Right on the kitchen counter Making you squirt for him After date night

This is probably so stupid but, in your 141 dog shifter au, can the boys eat things normal dogs cannot? Like grapes, garlic, onions, etc? Genuinely curious ♡

Reader has definitely attempted the heimlich maneuver on Soap after catching him eating something “toxic”

“Throw! It! Up!”

Soap: *distressed squeaky toy noises*

(In reality tho, he was probably fine lmao)

The Legend of the Prefect of NRC

Legend has it there was once a Prefect at NRC.

The Prefect appeared one day with chaos at their heels.

Not much is known about them as an individual, but they are known for their achievements.

They stopped great calamities that befell the Island of Sage.

At times, even stopped Twisted Wonderland from unraveling.

Not much is known about what happened to them.

Some say they returned from whence they came.

Some say they chose to stay.

Some say they even found romance or traveled the world.

But there is one aspect everyone agrees on.

They were cherished by all who knew them.

And they, in return, loved them just as much.

It is no wonder the Great Seven became the Great Eight in homage to the Prefect and those who lived in Ramshackle Dorm.

A statue of three ghosts, a chimera, and a hooded figure made of marble commemorates the newly established dorm at the Main Street of NRC.

Now you may wonder, what does this dorm represent?

It is based on the spirit of the Prefect of Legend, the one known to tame even the mightiest.

The Ramshackle Dorm is for those who do not belong. Those who have the potential for greatness beyond any normal means.

Now take the hand before you, for you have been chosen.

The Ramshackle Dorm welcomes you.

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

something about first impressions idk

bonus:

i love him soft domming me. just completely and utterly destroying me, shaping my insides to the shape of him. but also him cooing soft praises into my ears and making sure i get off first before he does

“awh good boy, taking my cock so well.”

“your doing such a good job baby, being filled up feels so nice, yeah?”

“that’s it baby, cum like a good boy. let it alllll out for me. that’s it, such a pretty pup.”

Ruggie: Ass or tits?

Leona: Thighs. You can sleep on them. You can squeeze them. You can lay your head on them in public and it won't be too weird. You can also have your hair played with and get pats while you sleep on them. Big boobs will get into your face and may not be very comfortable for sleeping. Laying on them might even be painful and awkward for both people involved. Small boobs may be rough to sleep on. Ass, again, feels very awkward to sleep on, like what if they need to fart? And what if they need to move to get into a better position, but that would mean your head would fall and disturb your sleep. Thighs, in all sizes, are more comfortable for everyone involved.

Ruggie: ...did not ask for an essay but okay.

Coochie go prrrrrrr

ok final answer on the “does logan style his hair or is it just Like That” question:

logan in the x men movies: that man puts fucking product in his hair. his hair is too long for him to not be combing it and spraying it in place. also I think he would just do that, he’s a catty bitch and I can just imagine him waking up every morning to put every hair in place. if anyone asks though, he TOTALLY he says his hair just does that on its own and no one knows the truth until Cyclops catches him in the bathroom one morning.

worst wolverine: his hair just does that shit

Don't fuck around with hardcore kink if you won't take it seriously.

I thought I did horribly 😂

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

Need

I'm yearning!!! I want someone to dance in the kitchen with, someone to share adventures with, someone I can take care of and who also wants to take care of me. Someone to laugh, cuddle, kiss, and be silly with. Someone to have a future with. I just want someone to love.

Literally my favorite tiktoker

B Dylan Hollis greatest one liners warning NFSW

🤣🤣🤣

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Me and my horrible memory for meds😭