Lappland's E2 Art Shows A Large Amount Of Crystal Formation On Her Right Legit Should Be Affecting Her

Lappland's E2 art shows a large amount of crystal formation on her right leg—it should be affecting her movement, but she's good enough that most might not notice. But someone like Shining would.

"Miss Lappland. Have you ever considered using a cane?"

"'Scuse me? The fuck would I do with a cane?"

"The Originum deposits in your right leg show no signs of slowing their growth. A cane will decrease the stress on that leg, and potentially -- "

"Nah, fuck right off. I already got everything I need." Lappland motions to the swords still strapped to their hip, sticking awkwardly out from the exam chair.

"You also favor your left side significantly when you fight."

"Fuck you. Don't talk to me about swordfighting."

"I've seen you fight. You prefer the Cabaretti school, but your leg can't withstand the footwork, and you're scrambling to adapt. You tried Sicilian briefly, but that conflicts with your dual wielding."

"How the fuck -- "

"You should look into Floren/Guilder, or Meletieas. I find they tend to favor those with limited mobility."

"...Who the hell are you?"

Shining smiles gently. "No one of consequence. Just a wandering doctor, trying to care for those in need."

i don't really understand why you would be pro-zoo. like i understand nature reserves and sanctuaries where people can observe from afar, but it doesn't seem right to me when they're locked up in generally small confined areas for people to watch them do nothing all day. idk maybe i'm getting this wrong, and i still really respect you, i just don't understand this. like i interned at a zoo and felt uncomfortable with how small their living areas were and how they had no stimulation

Zoos don’t look like this anymore.

They look like this:

Good zoos do not keep their animals in “tiny spaces” with no enrichment.  I’m not pro-roadside zoo.  I’m pro-accredited zoo.  Zoos are incredibly important for conservation and education.

Are Zoos Necessary?

The Importance of Zoos: Resource Post

Why Zoos and Aquariums Matter: Assessing the Impact of a Visit to a Zoo or Aquarium

Why I Want to be a Keeper

Why I Believe in Zoos

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

Asking for directions

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again