Got It, Thanks! Ill Be Over As Soon As I Pack. Ifthe Store Lets Me Leave?

Got it, thanks! I’ll be over as soon as I pack. If…the store lets me leave?

I asked for healthcare benefits and instead my manager upped by smoke break from five minutes to ten. A win is a win I guess. Does wizard island island have free healthcare?? Cuz I might as well make a move.

I like women which means I’m attracted to them more than men

I mean yeah. Pretty much.

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

Hey Gwen! I can't help but notice that you were looking for some handy manuals and guides for your new job and there just so happens to be a library full of books for that specific need! It's called the library of Jurgen Leit- [I am shot several times]

@lxvenderfog you know which one you are old man….

an online friend group may include:

guy who is nocturnal.

guy who goes to bed at nine pm.

guy who is inexplicably literally always online.

guy who lives on the other side of the planet.