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IF YOU ARE IN PISCES CAN I HAVE ANY THAT CONTAIN BONE. I AM VERY LOW ON MY SUPPLY

this coke is fanta

EVIL SKELETON WIZARD WITH THE POWER TO CREATE SKELETAL CONSTRUCTS USING BONE AS A RAW MATERIAL FUCK YEAH

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

THATS A FUCKING STUPID CHOICE YOU SHOULD LEARN DARK MAGIC THAT SHITS COOL AS FUCK.

I CAN SUMMON ABOMINATIONS FROM BONES AND YOU WANNA CHOOSE KINDNESS AND COMPASSION? OK, YOU CAN BE NICE WHILE I RIDE A GIANT BONE CREATURE WITH THE SKULL OF A HORSE/CROCODILE THING AND MACES FOR HANDS.

if I were an evil wizard I would choose to be nice instead!!

THE HUMAN MIND IS A PUZZLING THING. I AM STILL YET TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS

my mind puppy

I am going to curse your bloodline for this. A thousand hexes, a million spells. Your ancestors and descendants will know no rest. Even your cousin’s, your sibling’s, your aunts and uncles, everyone related to you in blood and soul will be cursed forevermore. There will be no respite. There will be no mercy. Every misfortune possible will befall you and your kin save for the release of death, in fact you will all live strangely long lives then die in cruel unusual ways. The suffering you have caused me will be reflected on each and every one of your kin a thousand times over for your transgression. Your crimes will never be forgotten, in fact, I will do all I can to remain alive and cause further misfortune and, in the event that I die, I will return from the dead as a spirit to torment your kin. And if the gods will not allow me to return then I shall deal with the devils to do so. Nothing will stop what you deserve. And once you reach the hells your punishment will be to live out every misfortune of your kin forevermore. Your bloodline will continue as long as humanity will last and then some more. You will be the last remnant of humanity and you will feel all of the pain that comes with it. A trillion stubbed toes, a billion twisted genitals. You will witness every horror, every atrocity and the curses will keep the wounds on your mind fresh, never allowing for you to become numb to the pain. I will be merciful to your kin in the fact that they will not be forced into the hells but that is the only mercy I shall show you. You will witness all of the pain that has been prepared for mankind, and then even more. You will know no rest, for there is no rest for those as wicked as yourself. You were granted the ability to speak, to communicate, and you use this to curse my mind with this knowledge, this horrible, horrible knowledge and my mind will be ever changed by this. Your crimes will not be forgotten.

Sorry to be horny on main but I need to motorboat somebody's fat ass.

Shadow houndour

That’s it …

I’m casting combust grandmother on you for forcing me to witness this.

mods, milk this woman

AAAAAAAA

EVIL AND SINISTER BUT NOT LESBIAN, AM U STILL SAFE

u are all so so loved by me

WHAT THE FUCK, I CASTING ERASE ABDOMEN OF OP FUCK YOU

Pulling the cum out of her pussy like Winnie-the-Pooh getting a pawful of honey from the honey tree

GET INTO DIVINATION TO FORSEE THE OUTCOMES THAT AVOUD FAILURE.

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

I HAVENT FUCKING SLEPT IN YEARS.

oh no, I casted Vai Dormir and cannot stand awake anymore

Curse you, hipnos grimoire.

immatakeanap

GO AHEAD THEN, I CHALLENGE YOU FLESH CREATURE TO A DUEL.

I could defeat a wizard. With my ability.

EVIL WIZARD HERE, YOUR SHOES ARE NOW ALL LEFT SHOES.

Thinking of phyllodocidae

I CAST DAMNATION TO HELL

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

ME PONDERING MY ORB BUT THAT DUMBASS PINK PUFFBALL ATE IT SO NOW I HAVE TO PONDER THAT INSTEAD

I AM NOT A CAT FUCK YOU, I CATS SHRINK SKULL

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WOULDNT BE CASTING THE SPELL WITH YOU

if i were in the room with you right now and i was casting an evil spell would you let me finish

its ok if u would try to interrupt my incantation, i get it :(

SORRY FLESHLINGS, BUT I HAVE ONE TITHE TO OFFER AND IT CERTAINLY ISNT FOR YOU.

PAY THE BONE TITHE.

PRAISE BE THE LICH KING.

ALL HAIL NAHASH.

What tithes do you come to offer your gods? 😈👿

UNETHICAL WIZARD HERE, WARLOCKS ARE ANNOYING BUT I WILL ALSO TURN YOUR CHILDREN INTO BUGS.

The elder mages are not anti-warlock, yall are just too fucking annoying and inconvenient.

You cant complain people hate on your spells when most of them are either gibberish or downright ILEGAL

They keep turning people's children into bugs or harassing witches and then complain about not being invited to Magick Conventions

I said what i said.

FUCK YEAH, FELLOW UNETHICAL WIZARD SPOTTED!

I SHOULD ADD 10000 BRICKS TO MY SPELL LIST

is shitty wizard just a shitty person or is he like. also shitty at being a wizard. casting knockoff spells and shit. can't even cast magic missile only has enchanted projectile

this looks like a fella who can cast 10000 bricks

I LACK TASTEBUDS. AND ORGANS. I THINK ITS BEST FOR YOUR FLOORING AND MY BONES CLEANLINESS IF I DONT TAKE THE TEA. THANKS FOR THE OFFER THOUGH.

I AM OFF TO WREAK MORE HAVOC, GOODBYE

I CAST DETONATE BOOKSHELF

I am an eldritch horror, your spells have no effect on me. Besides, I have many magical and otherwise defenses set up anyways so even if it could do anything, it would be stopped

Anyways, would you like some tea? It's a special brew I made myself