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Okay genuine question, how tall is Thistle??? It says on the fandom wiki he's like 4'3 (idk how reliable wikis can be im not the best at researching on my own) but when he's stood next to yaad here
He reaches his height, and yaads said to be like 4'11 i believe??? So im super duper confused someone help a fella out here
WEDNESDAY INCORRECT QUOTES
Because why not
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Xavier: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Tyler: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Xavier: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Wednesday: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight? Xavier: *raises hand* Tyler: *puts their hand down*
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Xavier: This was almost a great idea. Wednesday: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Xavier: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Tyler.
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Tyler: As a responsible adult- Xavier: *chuckles* Tyler: … As a responsible adult—
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Wednesday: My stomach growled super loud in French. Wednesday: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Xavier: Bonjour. Enid: Le growl. Tyler: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
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Tyler: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Wednesday: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Tyler: Wednesday: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Wednesday: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI- Tyler: NBA. Wednesday: …? Tyler: Snuck into a Cliffords game.
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*Xavier and Tyler are in Paris.* Xavier: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? Tyler: But... Xavier: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... Tyler: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Xavier: Yeah. Tyler: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Xavier: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Tyler: Okay, alright.
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Xavier: *slams books down in front of Wednesday* Xavier: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Wednesday: You could of said literally anything else. Xavier: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Wednesday: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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Wednesday: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Tyler: Only if you also don't ask why. Tyler: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Wednesday: ... Wednesday, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Wednesday: *sees Tyler and Xavier together* Wednesday: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Enid: You mean... you ship them?
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Tyler: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Xavier: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Enid: I have feelings for you. Wednesday: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
mizu5 if it was good
Dear writers for lantern rite pleaseee let neuvillette and ajaw meet itd be so funny, they're so hilariously different for both being dragon sovereigns,,
Me, two years ago: grr i hate tyler and love Wednesday and xavier
me, now: Tyler and Xavier were boyfriends and compared to this weird triangle they have with Wednesday, their relationship was the healthier option. They should kiss.
Popping into the Wednesday fandom real quick to say my piece:
The severe lack of Xavier/Tyler shippers in this fandom is incredibly criminal. That is all, thank you-
black cat but tries to be a golden retriever bf x black cat bf
They're matching btw
