"He Would Not Fucking Say That" Maybe YOUR Name Brand Version Of Him From Toys R Us Wouldn't. Mine Is

"He would not fucking say that" maybe YOUR name brand version of him from Toys R Us wouldn't. Mine is an off-model Happy Meal toy that lets out distorted one-liners through rotting plastic from an ancient voice box and he would say that

KICKING HIM TO THE WALL, BANGING HIS HEAD, FUCKING KICKING HIM, ASTRANGMING HIM

I DIDNT EXPECT TO OPEN TUMBLR TO THIS.

FUCK YOU EMELIN

Have more doodles of VH!Wukong I did a while ago during vc streams :D

Also a Jedi!Wukong as bonus because there was also a recent urge of doing a Star Wars AU, but my hyperfixation isn't strong enough on that besides him being a Jedi and MK being his Padawan, so I only did one

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

(Not counting naturally occurring things like people and rocks and plants)

Consider things like coins, books, or family heirlooms! Tell me about it in the tags!

Happy Family Photo (prior to the incident)

For context: I've been desperately trying to pair up an LMK character with his daughter, only to come out empty-handed cuz no one really fit.

So I had this random thought of "It would be funny if I just added a selfship cameo as family dynamic, and it just wouldn't matter anyway cuz the mom dies early on and later the daughter-"

So yeah, guess now I'm Wukong's deceased wife LMAO- I wanted to doodle a happy pic considering the dark things Wukong goes through in the story fhgnfhgnhfg