Hahawasabi - GAY, GAY, HOMOSEXUAL GAY /directed To Myself

im gonna analyze this cute fictional guy......with my mouth by putting my mouth on his mouth and exploring his characterization by Making out with him

(Princess of Gender Dysphoria) A dream.

Applejack's plea with the manufacturer (God, Hasbro, and me?) Alternatively, an expression of my past relationship trauma.

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NAH cuz lemme talk abt Caviar's Martial Arts Tournament

I don't think a lotta people realize just how big of a deal the martial arts tourney' was. It was Captain Caviar vs the Republic's Paladins- Mind you, these paladins were raised in luxurious, abundant homes and trained in a prestigious knight academy. And they were ALL humbled by a single man raised from the slums.

Reminder that this was a martial arts tournament, meaning there would have been no use of weapons whatsoever, so the excuse that "Caviar had a gun" falls flat. This mfer singlehandedly embarrassed the Republic's knight force with just his bare hands. And the elders were unsurprisingly upset, even going as far as to wanting him LITERALLY DEAD for it.

What makes this whole thing even better is the fact that I'm pretty sure Caviar knew what the fuck he was doing. It's made clear to us that the Paladins never did their jobs in protecting ALL of the Republic, meaning they never cared once about the Lower City/Choco Mud Town. We know this because of what he says in Odyssey after being told that guards had taken a cookie with a white mask away in the Lower City.

Knowing this further shows us how much he genuinely cares for his people, as he was willing to establish and found his own Navy to protect what the Paladins wouldn't. This mfer climbed from ground up to gain enough status all for the sake of the protection of his own people. I don't think you could get any more selfless than that.

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