Hahawasabi - GAY, GAY, HOMOSEXUAL GAY /directed To Myself

(Princess of Gender Dysphoria) A dream.

Applejack's plea with the manufacturer (God, Hasbro, and me?) Alternatively, an expression of my past relationship trauma.

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NAH cuz lemme talk abt Caviar's Martial Arts Tournament

I don't think a lotta people realize just how big of a deal the martial arts tourney' was. It was Captain Caviar vs the Republic's Paladins- Mind you, these paladins were raised in luxurious, abundant homes and trained in a prestigious knight academy. And they were ALL humbled by a single man raised from the slums.

Reminder that this was a martial arts tournament, meaning there would have been no use of weapons whatsoever, so the excuse that "Caviar had a gun" falls flat. This mfer singlehandedly embarrassed the Republic's knight force with just his bare hands. And the elders were unsurprisingly upset, even going as far as to wanting him LITERALLY DEAD for it.

What makes this whole thing even better is the fact that I'm pretty sure Caviar knew what the fuck he was doing. It's made clear to us that the Paladins never did their jobs in protecting ALL of the Republic, meaning they never cared once about the Lower City/Choco Mud Town. We know this because of what he says in Odyssey after being told that guards had taken a cookie with a white mask away in the Lower City.

Knowing this further shows us how much he genuinely cares for his people, as he was willing to establish and found his own Navy to protect what the Paladins wouldn't. This mfer climbed from ground up to gain enough status all for the sake of the protection of his own people. I don't think you could get any more selfless than that.

crossing their legs with that uncessarry sass of hers, leaning back a bit on their stool. As she spits out her apple juice and looks at him. Ya simp for a cookie, Tamithy Tamarua TamTam says. Their words almost a disturbing whisper. Ya simp for a goddamn cookie, she says again.

(This book makes me ill. Also read that in a western accent I promise you it's much funnier that way-)

in my defense, hes hot, pardner /nm

i have drawn my sona as a cowboy not long ago, so cowboy x pirate ig????

BONUS :33

See fanart of your F/O dating a character you don't like? Thats not them!

Listen I've been trying to clone many people's F/Os as an experiment but I keep having this stupid problem where they end up liking the character they usually dispise

Then they all escape somehow, its this whole thing. I don't want to get into it, its hella embarassing

If you end up seeing a goopy clone that smells like candy or pastries of your F/O somewhere, please contact me, thats likely one of mine. You can call my business number or just get to me on my personal socials

since this post is getting to popular, i encourage people to check my pinned post incase you wanna follow me on this blog or others, and also to do a click on arab.org to support Palestinians

i dont support proshipping, i can't stop yall from interacting easily so i just hope this would cause yall to block me