Someone: I Watched The Avengers And I Can Tell You The Spoilers. >:)

Someone: I watched the Avengers and I can tell you the spoilers. >:)

Me: *I'm spreading my arms to the side* Well, tell me.

Someone: I thought you...

Me: I don't care, i'm not interested in it.

Me : Let's play Sherlock, because I can't find my headphones.

Brain : You think they're here?

Me : I Hope so...

Brain with sarcasm : Well, keep it up.

Я.: Эй Мозг, что ты мне принёс сегодня?

Мозг.: Ничего.

Я.: Это ты мне принёс и вчера.

Someone: Hey, why are you crying?

Me: Oh, well, the ending of Sally Face hit the eyes.

Someone.: Why are you awake at night? You found an attractive guy?

Me.: Yeah, he looked beautiful with such a scale.

Someone.: Wait, scale?

Me.: Look. *showing pictures of dawn*

Someone plays sniper elite 3 : It's a pity that this is not the version I used to play.

Someone : What do you think? And... Are you okay?

Me play without stopping : Yeah, it's all right.