Idk If You Watch Bridgerton Buuuttttt If You Do Could You Maybee Write Smth About King George?

idk if you watch bridgerton buuuttttt🙈🙈 if you do could you maybee write smth about king george?

SMUT!! 16+, no spoilers YEESSSSS i’ve been waiting for this one bc lorrddd am i thinking about it…

no bc he def talks you through it. he’d be so gentle with it, guiding you through everything on your wedding night, telling you exactly what he’s about to do and constantly telling you that “you can just tell me if you don’t like something and i’ll stop.”

he’s soft. in both the literal and metaphorical sense. literal in the way that his hands have never seen the rough caluces of work, his knees clean of scars from childhood, his arms soft from the silks and linens he’d been buried in since birth.

metaphorical in the sense that he bends over backwards for you. if there’s anything you ever want, he’s willing to battle through dozens of butlers to give it to you first. he’d cater to your every whim, and he’d kneel at your feet if you ever asked for it.

and ask for it you have, because this man is a capital “m” Munch!

so much so that as a passing glance and he’s dragging you away from brimsley, forcing you to bunch your garments up at the hips, and eating you out until you can barely stand straight. 

and the sentiment is very much shared. all it takes for you is a glimpse of that stupidly dashing smile of his and all of a sudden you’re the one down on your knees.

oh, he also whimpers 🤗

thoughts on jj saving the reader from drowning after pushing her off a boat as a joke and reader is like, REALLYYYY, upset about it

he’d beat himself up so bad :,( no

without hesitation upon seeing you gasping for air, he’d dive in behind you— internally shitting himself. it was supposed to be for good laughs, as he typically did just about anything to emit a fit of giggles from you. it’s now that he wishes he would’ve said yes to the pogues coming rather him saying ‘it’s me and my girls day on the boat.’

struggling to get both you and him back into the boat, he manages, seated at the bow to inch some of the protruding water from your lungs. but he’s stopped by the jab of your hand to his.

“don’t even fucking touch me.”

oh God, he thinks he might croak— he was the cause of this and you weren’t letting him live it down. this was the last outcome he would’ve ever wanted. you were for hot with lividness, scorching to touch.

“baby, m’just trying to help. should’ve never—“

“yeah, you shouldn’t have. take me home jj.” you’d cough, pacing to the other end of the boat as far as humanly possibly right now.

“but-but, i don’t want you to go home, i want you to stay here with me.”

“then you shouldn’t have pushed me off of the damn boat!”

he’d lower his head, fully knowing he deserves it. he’s following your steps. and though you fight him, and wriggle in his hold almost knocking him into the water. you stop upon knowing he won’t let you go, his chin resting atop your head. saying sorry without even saying it.

“won’t do it again. just stay with me, be here.”

send a concept, i’ll elaborate.

evermore (cleo’s version)

banana pancakes - j.m.

word count: 2,347

summary: soft slow morning sex with JJ.

warnings: smut under the cut, minors dni!!! really soft fluffy smut, very slight dacryphilia (literally just mentioned in dialogue)

a/n: would have never guessed that outer banks would be the hyperfixation to pull me out of my smut writing block but here we are!!! likes, comments and reblogs are greatly appreciated!!

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