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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
mila: wait what would i look like in dialtone
steven: dialtown. and their heads usually have to do with their jobs
mila: wow cant believe my dialtone phoneheadsona is a fucking life size grand piano
@driftingthruspace
It's kinda funny how me n nep(?) Are fighting to be bobs malewife/j
It's not really a battle but like I'd totally win cuz I bite/j/j
[I'm unsure on the name cuz their pronoun page link doesn't work </3]
I feel like the fight would be like that one vine
Why you need to double-check before posting something:
P.S. The rebloggers:
I made this art to advertise this Shaker Charm Concept:
i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
hollow knight au where the infection never happens bc when the pale king decides to supplant the radiance and receives his premonition that she’ll destroy his kingdom, instead of immediately taking this as confirmation that committing genocide against the moths Even Harder is the right course of action and creating his own self fulfilling prophecy
he goes to his wife about his newest trippy vision and the white lady is like “well honey maybe you should leave the moths alone and not make an enemy of the radiance in the first place”
and tpk goes “hmm i REALLY do want to be the only light god in the area but thats a fair idea that i would never have thought of on my own” and then Leaves The Moths The Fuck Alone
HOWEVER despite averting One potential crisis tpk still thinks the void is his personal stimmy slime that he can use as artisanal clay to make himself lots of cool toys with
and when radi is like “thats a god you dingus look i have them blocked on twitter because i hate their baba is you takes and everything, maybe you should Not Do That” tpk ignores her out of spite bc he Wanted To Be The Guy and his wife-advised nonaggression policy with her ruined that cherished dream
so eventually the void gets annoyed with the pale king not respecting their boundaries and Vores Him Anyway A La Canon
(yikes! says unn; I Told Him So says the radiance; This Is Really Fucking Funny says grimm who just warped in hoping this upheaval will provide enough chaos to give him snackums)
and hallownest is in danger of falling into ruin ANYWAY because now the white lady is too busy lying on the floor being sad to govern
Funny to me to think about the whole "oh you say you don't like <insert website> but you'll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>" as like... trade exports between nations that all a little bit don't like each other.
"Come try these grapes. They're from Tiktok." "OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don't have the right terrain for them here." "I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I'd never live there." "Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!" "Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though." "Absolutely wretched."
I had a dream Grian and his wife posted a picture on Instagram and it was captioned smthing like ‘oops so apparently u should check to make sure ur not gay before marrying someone straight’ and alllll the comments were ‘oh no Grian’s poor wife I always knew he seemed gay’ and Grian had to go on YouTube to stream and he turned off all the lights in his house except for a flashlight, brought his wife into the room during the stream, and just said ‘lesbians are everywhere’ and stared into the camera and someone wrote a Twitter thread on why he should apologize for being straight and yeah. I need mental assistance and I needed to get that goddamn dream off my chest
this is the position my right hand is in when i play minecraft. the group chat is murdering me for it. thoughts?
Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.
Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?
Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.
Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.
for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭
i had this saved in capcut for a long time soo uh
"average sinner has 0.25 spider ID/EGOs" factoid is actualy a just statistical error. average sinner has 0 spider EGOs and IDs. Spiders Ryoshu, who lives in bus & has 3, is an outlier adn should not have been counted