Jason Todd

jason todd

*early in the morning in the batfamily groupchat*

tim: dude my classes are so stupid this year! they gave me the last lunch like do they want me to starve?

damian: well my grade eats together

tim: that’s because you’re in middle school like a loser

damian: ???

cass: yeah, in my sophomore year, they had me going to my first class, second class, then lunch. how do you think i felt eating lunch when it was still breakfast time?

tim: well i’ve got it as my first class, second class, third class, fourth class, then finally lunch!

duke: class doesn’t look like a real word anymore

dick: clap that ass = class

*jason has removed dick from the groupchat*

i’m sorry, jason just looks like a guy who man spreads like way too much. he sits next to you at a concert? good luck trying to be comfortable because his leg is gonna be all up in your space. want to relax on the couch? too bad, jason needs that room for his legs. oh, the batkids have to squish into the backseat of a car? yeah… no. jason kinda needs that whole seat to himself…

Mornin’