Harpie-raven - Ha Ha Nerd

Shoutout to the Penumbra Podcast especially PETER NUREYEV and JUNO STEEL and BUDDY AURINKO for helping me be confident in clothes I really wanted to wear but was too scared to before

the aurinko crime family docuseries (kinda like wwdits & the office)

buddy: hit my childr— hit my family? i would never even consider it.

juno & nureyev: [distant yet obnoxious kissing]

vespa: [from a distance]: MAYBE YOU SHOULD START TO. [in direction of juno & nureyev] GET A FUCKING ROOM!!!

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juno: what’s that supposed to mean? we’re not that loud. sure, the big guy can hear us sometimes, and sometimes we’ve got to apologize in the morning—but i dont think jet minds too much.

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jet: i do.

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juno: i mean, look at him. just- just pan the camera-

[camera pans to the kitchen, where nureyev is failing to clean his glasses]

juno: could you keep your hands off that? i couldn’t. i don’t. i’ve got noo shame. [sizing up nureyev] hey baby

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rita: well, ya see—i love mistah steel, and i love that he loves mistah ransom, and it’s real sweet and all. sometimes their kissy noises are louder than the kissy noises on my streams, and that! is rreally impressive! so, like, it’s not a huge problem, and i mean as long as they’re happy and all i don’t mind! [evidently strained]

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vespa: [shouting at juno and nureyev, back facing the camera] WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE. KEEP YOUR GODDAMN CANOODLING. IN A PRIVATE. SPACE.

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vespa: i’m gonna throw those fucking pathetic dipshits out of the airlock before my brain starts rotting at a fatal pace again.

If it’s 3 horizontal: 💀 (…I die via death—)

If it’s 3 vertical: 💕 (…die via love??)

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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this except its in juno's office and its like:

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO INTERRUPT MR. STEEL'S BROODING?

you are on fire

you are seriously injured

you have a bottle of alcohol and you want to share it with me

there is a sandstorm

a very mysterious and handsome man has asked for me

andromeda the chainmail warrior has entered the room