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I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

Shoutout to the Penumbra Podcast especially PETER NUREYEV and JUNO STEEL and BUDDY AURINKO for helping me be confident in clothes I really wanted to wear but was too scared to before

great news: they let juno steel say fuck

for those of you not on twitter:

here is the google drive link to the .wav and the original tweet

Oh what a gentle, beautiful ending. Rest well, Juno Steel.

If it’s 3 horizontal: 💀 (…I die via death—)

If it’s 3 vertical: 💕 (…die via love??)

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

It's finale time! Part one our Juno series ending is coming Sunday for $4+ Patrons, and trust us, you won't want to miss this one. Expect twists, turns, and the return of a few surprise voices...🎉

this except its in juno's office and its like:

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO INTERRUPT MR. STEEL'S BROODING?

you are on fire

you are seriously injured

you have a bottle of alcohol and you want to share it with me

there is a sandstorm

a very mysterious and handsome man has asked for me

andromeda the chainmail warrior has entered the room

Reblog to give Rita a bag of salmon dusty crunches

The moment we've all been waiting for is almost here!

Part one of the season finale of The Penumbra Podcast drops this Sunday for Patreon and Tuesday for the regular feed! Tune in for a thrilling conclusion that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Don't miss out! www.patreon.com/thepenumbrapodcast

i haven't read the graphic novel, but if I had to make a guess I'd say the reason Taako didn't lose his beauty is because it would be impossible to show visually without implying certain traits are ugly. Even just washing him out or making him look tried could have the potential to end poorly, so I imagine in the end they just cut their losses and skipped over it

i'm sorry but the ruby can never be a sports car to me to me it looks like this

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

*holds out the fic i'm working on that has juno calling alessandra about his marriage problems because you're all queer disasters and i know you simp for her*

pspspspspsps

the aurinko crime family docuseries (kinda like wwdits & the office)

buddy: hit my childr— hit my family? i would never even consider it.

juno & nureyev: [distant yet obnoxious kissing]

vespa: [from a distance]: MAYBE YOU SHOULD START TO. [in direction of juno & nureyev] GET A FUCKING ROOM!!!

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juno: what’s that supposed to mean? we’re not that loud. sure, the big guy can hear us sometimes, and sometimes we’ve got to apologize in the morning—but i dont think jet minds too much.

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jet: i do.

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juno: i mean, look at him. just- just pan the camera-

[camera pans to the kitchen, where nureyev is failing to clean his glasses]

juno: could you keep your hands off that? i couldn’t. i don’t. i’ve got noo shame. [sizing up nureyev] hey baby

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rita: well, ya see—i love mistah steel, and i love that he loves mistah ransom, and it’s real sweet and all. sometimes their kissy noises are louder than the kissy noises on my streams, and that! is rreally impressive! so, like, it’s not a huge problem, and i mean as long as they’re happy and all i don’t mind! [evidently strained]

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vespa: [shouting at juno and nureyev, back facing the camera] WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE. KEEP YOUR GODDAMN CANOODLING. IN A PRIVATE. SPACE.

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vespa: i’m gonna throw those fucking pathetic dipshits out of the airlock before my brain starts rotting at a fatal pace again.

nobody:

juno steel: (sniffing the air and nodding with satisfaction) yeah. he's near

I like to think the Mechs are Somewhere out there in the tpp junoverse. I also like to think that Nureyev is a massive fan of the Mechs. I therefore propose:

Peter Nureyev using the Mechs names as his own fake names at some point or another

Real quick non-penumbra related post (I know, gaaaaaaaasp, they can do that? Yes, yes I can—)

In addition to audio dramas, I like DND podcasts too — champion of my favorites being The Adventure Zone (balance arc, yeah—) I also play DND, wasn’t able to for a long long time (…never only play at the mall where your ex still lurks/plays folks—) BUT! I’ve been given the wonderful opportunity to play again with some friends from work and it’s going great lol.

But point is — sometimes I can’t help but like imagine, if my campaign with my friends were a podcast like TAZ and people liked it, what moments would stand out/be poked at?

And I have a wonderful answer, delusionally thinking it’d be funny as an animatic: the time I got kidnapped

I’m currently a water genasi, and it’s important to note that I am small. Tiny. They use me for scouting ahead — BUT! We found a hole in the wall, I climbed in, there was cool shit in there so those who could shrank down or changed into something in order to follow me in. Everyone could! …but one — my friend’s dwarf cleric (of fucking Scientology, it is the funniest shit ever—) Nacara. Nacara kinda just stood there and let us go.

Also to note: Nacara likes skulls. She likes to to collect skulls (even when they reanimate and try to kill us, she still wants them—). And while we were in this tunnel, she saw a (moving) skeleton.

I realized about then that I had a spell that could shrink Nacara, and since I was already small I didn’t need it. So I popped out of the hole, looked around and asked what she wanted to be.

She looked around, from me to the Skeleton shuffling away, back and forth. I kept asking what she wanted to be, and Riley (real life name) slooooowly looks to our GM and says “….how strong is Venus (me) again?”

I’m…not very strong —

So then we realized why she was asking— next thing I know I fail a strength check, and she’s decided she’s gonna throw me over her shoulder.

The rest of the party just flat out assumed I that I died —

I was then dragged kicking and screaming through a tomb, we talked to some undead dwarves (if you could call what she did ‘talking’ lol—), and in the end…girl didn’t even get her skull, she just walked my ass back to the hole eventually and I turned her into an armadillo—

So yeah that’s my ramble — I know literally no one asked for it, but my friends are so great and so dramatic (another one of them literally set off a little mini firecracker to accent the fact that he was smiting someone), it’s fun to think of what people would think if that were the case. DND is just so fun, I’m so lucky I get to play again.

me and my boyfriend's juno and peter cosplayyy (I'm peter)

@ceaseless-watchers-special-girl ik you like penumbra and I love your work and I thought you might appreciate this :))