"She Can't Keep Them All Safe" - Harpy Hare

"She can't keep them all safe" - Harpy Hare

I will say it once I will say it again. I'M SO UPSET THE SPINOFF WAS CANCELED!!!

kaz is definitely one of those people with an ancient car that is probably on the verge of breaking down at all times but they worship it like their child and refuse to let anyone else drive it (except for maybe inej)

the crows also definitely have to get inej to ask to stop for rest stops on roadtrips when he’s driving because he would just ignore anyone else

Baby Kanej: But mom said we couldn't have any more pets

Kaz: Dw your mom doesn't need to know. Its just between you and me

Baby Kanej: ...erm

Kaz: ..?

Kaz: Your mom is right behind me, isn't she?

Baby Kanej: *nods*

I’m not sure how to phrase this but it’s a good thing Kaz is the more morally bankrupt of Kaz and Inej bc if you swapped their roles Kaz would never push Inej to become a better person,,, like he’s such a ‘i <3 evil women’ kinda guy that he would not give fuck about any of the atrocities Inej is committing like 😭

oh she cut out someone’s tongue bc they were being annoying? Well that person shouldn’t have been annoying, he doesn’t know what to tell you

Like this would be him:

Like all the rest of the crows are looking on in horror as Kaz is twirling his hair and giggling

Role swap Kanej is such a fascinating concept to explore, just Inej being a menace and Kaz cheering her on (not that canon Kaz wouldn’t also do that)

(Also I tried to find the ‘shut the fuck up there’s nothing wrong with evil women’ post but I could not find it 😭) (If anyone could get me the link that would be helpful 🙏)

ahhhhh

i got another baby toad and it ate alot so i named her nina zenik as she tryed to contaly jump and tryed to jump out of my hand so now the tank she and kaz are in is named the ice cort

drunk crows

kaz: says what he thinks... imagine the scenes when he thinks about inej AHH

inej: gets really loud and funny for some reason

nina: makes out with all of her friends

jesper: sleepy sleepy night night

wylan: just cuddles with sleepy jesper

matthias: drink? ha. no.