Baby Kanej: But Mom Said We Couldn't Have Any More Pets

Baby Kanej: But mom said we couldn't have any more pets

Kaz: Dw your mom doesn't need to know. Its just between you and me

Baby Kanej: ...erm

Kaz: ..?

Kaz: Your mom is right behind me, isn't she?

Baby Kanej: *nods*

the crows as high school stereotypes

kaz: theater kid

inej: theater kid

nina:theater kid

matthias: theater kid

jesper: theater kid

wylan: theater kid

I’m not sure how to phrase this but it’s a good thing Kaz is the more morally bankrupt of Kaz and Inej bc if you swapped their roles Kaz would never push Inej to become a better person,,, like he’s such a ‘i <3 evil women’ kinda guy that he would not give fuck about any of the atrocities Inej is committing like 😭

oh she cut out someone’s tongue bc they were being annoying? Well that person shouldn’t have been annoying, he doesn’t know what to tell you

Like this would be him:

Like all the rest of the crows are looking on in horror as Kaz is twirling his hair and giggling

Role swap Kanej is such a fascinating concept to explore, just Inej being a menace and Kaz cheering her on (not that canon Kaz wouldn’t also do that)

(Also I tried to find the ‘shut the fuck up there’s nothing wrong with evil women’ post but I could not find it 😭) (If anyone could get me the link that would be helpful 🙏)

Inej: mom, dad, I want you to meet my friends

Inej: this is bad choices, daddy issues, chaos theory, and rush to judgement.

Inej: and this is my boyfriend... traumatic backstory

The Crows:

Inej's mom:

Inej's dad: it's nice to meet you all

Inej: 😁

Nina: Okay Mr Scientist if ‘matter cannot be created or destroyed’ then where the fuck are all my hair ties??

Wylan: …Uh