Elaenyra:Aemond, Is That Legal?Aemond:When There's No Cops Around, Anything's Legal!

Elaenyra: Aemond, is that legal? Aemond: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

Aemond: I don’t remember that. Elaenyra: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door? Aemond: ...No. Elaenyra: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles? Aemond: Not especially, no. Elaenyra: It was in between those two things.

So let me get this straight:

They make Alicents whole life about how she must have children so they can be on the throne and then they blame her when she has those children, loves them, does her best to raise them and then tries to put them on the throne??

Like bro… you asked her to do this. Fuck you.

Elaenyra walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Aemond, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Aemond, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

He’s a medieval emo asshole, he’s a mama’s boy, he’s a fraticidal war criminal, he’s a poor little meow meow, he’s an eyepatch-wearing Disney villain, he’s a milf-worshipping malewife, he’s an arsonist, he’s a nerd, he’s a fantasy adventure boy, he’s a weird dragon girl, he’s Vhagar’s last rider, he’s his uncle’s cooler mirror, he’s a remnant of fiery rot at the heart of his dynasty, he’s gone and now they’re only human

I AM SO DAMN OLD I REMEMBER WHEN SKYRIM CAME OUT