Incorrect Aemond Targaryen - Tumblr Posts
Aemond: Let’s write Elaenyra a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
Aemond: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Alicent: Did Elaenyra say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Aemond: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Aemond: Big day today, mother. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Alicent: Mustard– looks less like blood.
Alicent: Ooh, somebody has a crush Elaenyra: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Aemond I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. *Later that night* Elaenyra, very much awake: Uh oh.
Rhaenyra, grinning: I have a knife! Aemond: Put it down, sister. Rhaenyra: Make me! *sprints away*
Aemond: I don’t remember that. Elaenyra: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door? Aemond: ...No. Elaenyra: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles? Aemond: Not especially, no. Elaenyra: It was in between those two things.
Elaenyra: Aemond, is that legal? Aemond: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
Elaenyra walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Aemond, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Aemond, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Yes hes horrible but have you considered that he has a cute smile
