Heftymidriffs - Hefty Midriffs

“Does it bother you when I touch your belly like this, man? I’m just fascinated by how fucking fat you are. I mean, I’ve always been so lean and muscular that to see someone as disgustingly obese as you in the flesh; it’s just something I’ve never experienced before. Your big gut is so fucking huge, man! So weird to feel your soft, heavy blubber in my hand - it’s like you’re made out of fucking lard, bro! You mind if I grab one of your big tits too?”

“Are you seriously hungry again?!!? Jesus, we only finished lunch like 20 mins ago. Okay babe, I’ll go get you some snacks. I’ll get some sun cream too. You know we used a whole tube just to do your massive belly. It’s true! You know you look like a fuckin’ beached whale lying there in that 6XXL Speedo, man. Huge fat gut spilling out everywhere - look at those rolls of blubber, dude! You’re fucking enormous! Okay, okay piggy. I’ll go get your snacks.”