Hellspawnarttrash - Living Through Hell Like A Motherfucker

Us: transformer blows

Me: wakes up fam wanders outside nobody does anyhing

Still me: sitting with my phone flashlight on and first thing that does is open the fuckin fridge for food

So

Current sitting on my bedroon floor because my birds are out and the shyest one-Nymph-just flew down beside me and wobbled around infront of/beside me and was nibbling on my bandaid before hopping on my finger and letting me lift her up to put her back in her cage with Sprite and i feel so honored rn like oh yes my bby loves me

Mk so

Me:*steps on glass and needs clean it off after getting the glass shard out*

My awkward self:*stares at sink, doesn't have anything to wash it off like a cloth or smth*

....

*my lanky ass decised to very awkwardly and inconveniently stick my foot SOMEHOW into the small sink because idk how to fucking handle myself*

IM DONE I FINISHED ALL MY CHARACTERS NOW I GOTTA FUCKIN... MAKE ALL THE FUCKIN... ALLIANCES... AND CAN ACTUALLY START THE STORY... FUCK YEAH... STILL DEBATING ON HOW I WANNA DO THINGS

Ok if you are gonna fuckin smoke weed on your porch all night fucking make sure it isnt fucking skunk weed that shit smells like hell and my window is slightly open and im hella sensitive to smells and so are my allergies.