This Chapter .... *crab Hands* *clack Clack*

This chapter .... *crab hands* *clack clack*

Chapter five of Once Bitten, Back For More is here! :) Patience? Never met her!

First kiss! Super cute!

The quote about the hemorrhoids though 💀😂😂

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

May I offer this lovely piece of music as complementary?

Spotify

Dragula

Rob Zombie · Song · 1998

📻 》Now playing 》📻

I've been working on a potential new fic lately, one where Alastor makes fun of Lucifer's height one too many times so Lucifer shrinks him by turning the clock back on his body until he's physically a ca 7 year old kid while his mind remains the same (though his powers have also been greatly diminished). The only way Alastor can change himself back is to give Lucifer a genuine apology, so.. yeah, that's not happening any time soon XD

This sketch is based on a scene from this potential story, where Alastor tries to ensure that his humiliating (and vulnerable) situation remains contained to the Hotel

Fuckass bob wearer and also winner of the all-year-ugly-sweater comptetition for 80 years running 💀

This is GOLD 👌

Ever thought of drawing human al meeting his demon self? I wonder what he would think about the new look.

Now I did XD

Fucking hilarious and whimsical

It's always a risk to share a civil moment with your rival in Hell—a realm built on the invigorating power of song may decide, independent of your opinion, that what you need to resolve your differences is a tender musical number, and it rarely takes no for an answer.

Good thing Alastor and Vox both love exploiting loopholes!

or: radiostatic week day 3, dancing. in which there are copious amounts of plants, hell is a diegetic musical, and alastor crashes staticmoth date night, because he's terrible