Be Setting Off Fireworks In July Not Because 'merica But As A Womb Eviction Day Celebration For Satan's

Be setting off fireworks in July not because 'merica but as a womb eviction day celebration for Satan's spawn

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

The only ship dynamic that 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 🖤

Monster X Human

Thirty-one days of my favorite horror movies in no particular order. A favorite creature feature for tonight, because why not? This is another movie that I wish got more love.

Day Thirteen - Splinter (2008)

Having spoons to do stupid shit but zero to engage socially with the circle of gremlins I have as friends is about the dumbest way today has decided to allocate our limited resources

Update: Got my chicken and sat in the car to demolish it with my barehands, enjoying my Spotify playlist and paying little mind to the gaggle of chucklefucks. 10/10 experience. Will do again.

Costco parking lot is where all the cockclown asshats come to challenge one another to find the Supreme amongst them I hate it here just leT ME PARK I WANT MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN TO EAT WITH MY BAREHANDS LIKE THE TINY BARBARIAN I AM DAMMIT