Hwtv Monsterf*cker - Tumblr Posts
They knew EXACTLY what they were doing with this and you cannot ever convince me otherwise
I'd say I'm sorry for making this but I have zero shame so...
I CANβT STOP LAUGHING AT MY EMAIL RIGHT NOW
WHOOOOOOO LET THEM DO THIS
I wanna say something...
The only ship dynamic that πππ«ππ¨ π’π π‘πππ. π€
Monster X Human
me flirting: oh fuck, your spiral horns are wicked and would be excellent for grabbing during carnal pleasures
Nothing beats finding someone else that would also climb __ like a fucking tree, because then comes the feral screeching of unhinged thoughts and sharing of content you've collected of __ to feed yourself β‘
I promise if you're thinking "I'm probably the only one would would fuck __" you are in fact not the only one who would fuck __.
Put my phone down and had to physically walk away when I saw one that put Milo Thatch from Atlantis on the damn cake
Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.
Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.