Ignoring Their Own Injuries, Huh?

Ignoring their own injuries, huh?

How come no one made a cross joke yet, that is cross’ main instinct.

Killer: Pawniard is like the funniest pokemon ever to me. I know they’re proficient hunters that attack their prey like velociraptors and just stab them and tear them apart and attack and kill but they’re also like. They’re little guys. They’re just small children with knives for hands

Dust, reading out loud from the Pokedex: “Ignoring their own injuries, they sink their sharp blades into their prey, they attack violently and persistently until their target can no longer move, and then leave the finishing blow to their leader.”

Killer: Bitch, please. I would duct tape a pillow to my pawniard and give him oven mitts so he doesn't damage the furniture

Killer: Then whenever anyone comes over, I’d introduce him like “Yeah his name is Dark Souls 2, he likes to run with scissors and he keeps stealing my credit card to buy robux”

The fuck is this shit

Things I have Learned from a discord argument.

2k12 splinter is now a Turkey. He is a trans trains Turkey.

Someone thinks 2k12 splinter is hot and everyone disagrees.

2k12 splinter’s beard is in fact a beard, and not a snood or a whisker.

2k12 splinter’s action figures are uglier.

2k12 splinter is friend shaped.

2k12 splinter needs to let Donnie use his tech.

2k12 splinter is an old ugly Turkey man.

All splinter iterations that are not 2k12 are stinky dusty rat men.

Rats can indeed boogie

Don’t google rat monkey. If you do wither be prepared to freak or be awed.

This all started by talking about fictional crushes

Kaz is the mod for the people

And more horrible things to come.

ITS APRIL TIME TO GET SPOOKY!

Have my personal headcanons for a not romantic bad sanses interaction. Romantic stuff can still be there, but this is what I see as a daily basis/before the romantic interaction begins.

Horror: he’s the mom friend. Eat your greens, killer, or I will shove them down your throat.

Cross: basically the same, but he’s a bit of a little shit and likes to annoy people by doing things they don’t like when he’s angry. Example, pouring the milk first.

Killer: basically the same. Definitely a flirty fuck, and should not be allowed near anything that could be used for pranks. Aka everything. Don’t let him near anything. Keep him on constant video surveillance.

Dust: just tired. Very tired. And a bit grumpy. Half the time he’s running on LV induced adrenaline and the other half of the time he needs to be taking a nap or laying down because he is EXHAUSTED.

Nightmare: grumpy. Tired of having to keep his idiots from killing eachother, because god knows killer doesn’t know when to stop nagging people with dangerous weapons and magic. Would like it if cross wasn’t a super tense fuck when he was in the room, wants killer to be a little more tense. He is a damn god and deserves respect. >:[

Interaction dynamics.

Horror and cross: pie buddies. Cross is not allowed to bring his weapons into the kitchen. Not because of the danger, but because horror doesn’t want him to damage them cutting carrots and such.

Horror and killer: STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN, LAST TIME YOU ALMOST COOKED ALIVE IN THE OVEN YOU DUMB FUCK!

Horror and Dust: tea. Lots of tea. Usually to calm him down or wake him up because dust is either bouncing off the walls with adrenaline or too tired to do anything.

Horror and nightmare: nightmare is glad he doesn’t have to deal with all of the other boy’s shenanigans.

Cross and killer: they’re either at eachother’s throats, or they’re going to terrorize the whole castle, there is no in-between. The two are currently in a battle to see who can make the other angrier. Both of them have been put in time out by horror and nightmare alike for almost killing eachother.

Cross and dust: chess buddies. Cross sometimes crashes next to wherever dust has conked out and they end up taking a good ol nap together.

Cross and nightmare: cross does not like being in noot’s presence, very spooky goop man could kill him easily and he knows it. Noot is just happy to have someone who listens to him.

Killer and dust: consists of killer poking dust and annoying him. He either gets a lazy slap to the face or blasted into the wall depending on the day.

Killer and nightmare: noot does not enjoy the little shit. Killer enjoys bugging night. Killer is probably a masochist.

Dust and nightmare: nightmare either has to deal with a murder hobo or someone so tired they don’t move at all. He’s used to it and just deals with it. Dust is very cool with noot being used to it.

Math is dumb.