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Okay But A Plot Based Of Lips Of An Angel ( That Song Everyone Pretends Is Trash But Is A Total Bop )
okay but a plot based of lips of an angel ( that song everyone pretends is trash but is a total bop ) by hinder. muse a and muse b were fwb, but after realising that they valued their friendship too much they stopped fooling around. now theyāre both in separate relationships and their partners are all kinds of uncomfortable with them still being friends so they start to drift. muse a calls muse b one night after a big fight with their partner and muse b sneaks into the bathroom and has to whisper bc their partner canāt know theyāre talking and they talk muse a down from a panic attack. this happens over and over again until one night theyāre all at the same bar/club at the same time. muse b gets into a fight with muse aās partner and muse a is all i donāt know who iām meant to defend so muse b is all donāt call me the next time he screams at youā¦.. but that night muse b wakes up to a phone call, sees muse aās name on their phone and doesnāt hesitate to sneak into the bathroom to talk them down again.
give me muse b sneaking out in the middle of the night to meet muse a and play with their hair/share a cigarette while they whisper about how they keep dreaming about each other + how they both just wanna move on but cANāT GIVE ME I CANāT QUIT YOU FWB FEELS
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More Posts from Hevives

ahhh! bri ( @hevives ) is literally one of the sweetest most creative muns iāve ever met and i totally love what sheās done with murphy. her portrayal is an absolute blessing to have on the dash and iām all uwu about her existence!
inĀ murphyāsĀ modernĀ verse ,Ā heĀ isĀ tenĀ yearsĀ oldĀ whenĀ hisĀ fatherĀ diesĀ inĀ aĀ carĀ accidentĀ onĀ theĀ wayĀ toĀ pickĀ himĀ upĀ fromĀ school .Ā ( early ,Ā becauseĀ heĀ wasĀ sick )Ā afterĀ this ,Ā hisĀ motherĀ fallsĀ toĀ alcoholismĀ &Ā atĀ theĀ ageĀ ofĀ thirteen ,Ā heĀ findsĀ herĀ deadĀ dueĀ toĀ alcoholĀ poisoningĀ &Ā isĀ sentĀ intoĀ fosterĀ care .Ā detailsĀ toĀ come !Ā
texts from last night! meme
[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this oneās for Team USA. [text] He gave me the āfind somebody who wants to date you for who you areā speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. Iām like, āWait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because youāre so fucking intelligent Iām turned on?ā [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. Iām keeping him. [text]Ā Iām making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] Itās a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. Iāve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Donāt roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old womanās birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. Iād say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] Iām wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] Heās like⦠An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. Itās almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think Iāve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while⦠if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled ādibs!ā⦠[text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered āSimbaā [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was āchug-a-lugā [text] Thereās a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didnāt know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex Iāve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a manās heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] Iāve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So howās your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnāt need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. Whatās wrong with this tradition? [text] all iāve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys donāt exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the āHigh While Analyzing Disney Moviesā texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He wonāt quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it wonāt be me. Iām drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Letās play a little game called āChill the Fuck Outā - youāre our first contestant [text] Didnāt get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom iām your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Canāt tell if Iām starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] itās not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] Youāre always adorable, but when youāre drunk, youāre like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year oldās Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] Itās like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal itās gummy bears and instead of milk itās vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying āi mean who doesnāt like cheetosā [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyoneās car trailing to the house iām at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing āfollow the yellowbrick roadā. iām pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] Itās like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someoneās door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say 'You shouldnāt drink anymoreā, she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinksā [text] okay, this game isnāt funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] Iām gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] iām out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
okĀ soĀ iāmĀ gonnaĀ pushĀ outĀ someĀ smallĀ asksĀ beforeĀ iĀ goĀ toĀ work,Ā but !Ā iĀ alsoĀ justĀ wantedĀ toĀ seeĀ ifĀ š šĀ anyoneĀ playsĀ a.cnhĀ bcĀ iĀ wannaĀ addĀ yāallĀ
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