Me, Walking Downstairs To Take My Antibiotics: YO NECESITO LAS DRUGAS

Me, walking downstairs to take my antibiotics: YO NECESITO LAS DRUGAS

My sister: Yo necesito... you to put my pizza in the fridge

This scene from ‘Five Times Tommy was an Anomaly’ by @teeth--eater has me vibrating from fluff, and the entirety of Human Error has become some of my comfort content so enjoy this quick little doodle

All this drama of how people mark page numbers, but I have yet to see another person who just reads chapter by chapter and memorizes which chapter they’re on

My sister, filling out a form: ‘First and last name, please enter a number greater than zero’? What??

Me: Okay, so you *points at eldest sister* are cottagecore, and you *points at middle sister* are city. So what am I?

E.S.: a basement gremlin

M.S.: well if that’s what you call her, I’m gonna give you a meaner name.

M.S.: sad bitch.

E.s.: yeah, we prefer the ‘spicy thoughts club*

E.S.: our uniforms are crushed party hats

remember that post going around about how cops will pop the hoods on their patrol cars to block the always-on dashcam while they beat someone up and was accompanied by a picture of 3 cop cars doing exactly that, and it got big enough that snopes stepped in to defend these poor defenseless officers, and their entire analysis was "this is fake because we asked those officers specifically and they pinky promised all 3 of them were raising their hoods to stop their engines from overheating", and then an actual auto mechanic stepped in and pointed out that popping the hood on an idling car in the southern summer sun would actually make the all-black engine block hotter? good times