My Sister, Eating Bad Salami: It Tastes Like If Bologna Dressed Up As Salami For Halloween

My sister, eating bad salami: It tastes like if bologna dressed up as salami for Halloween

My mom: Do you wanna go to a motivational-speaker thing that school is having?

My sister: That sounds like a waste of time.

Me: I don’t need motivation, I need cash money.

remember that post going around about how cops will pop the hoods on their patrol cars to block the always-on dashcam while they beat someone up and was accompanied by a picture of 3 cop cars doing exactly that, and it got big enough that snopes stepped in to defend these poor defenseless officers, and their entire analysis was "this is fake because we asked those officers specifically and they pinky promised all 3 of them were raising their hoods to stop their engines from overheating", and then an actual auto mechanic stepped in and pointed out that popping the hood on an idling car in the southern summer sun would actually make the all-black engine block hotter? good times

Nothing about us without us.  Image description: [pale purple and yellow background with dark text] This April, don’t support an organization that harms autistic people. [crossed out logo for Autism Speaks] Support one built by autistic people, for autistic people. [logos for the Autistic Self Advocacy Network and the Autism Women’s Network]

My dad, after getting off of an hour and a half phone call: Okay, so...

Dad: *points at me* introvert

Dad: *points at himself* introvert

Dad: *points at phone*

Dad:

Dad: Ouch.

Any tips for panel layout for pacing? I feel like yours really lends itself to the stories u tell.

thank u. its random comic tips which may or may not answer your question time, cookie edition

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