How About A Thief Of Time? :)

How about a Thief of Time? :)

this freak is loitering around everywhere all over the chronology of the session. abuses the SHIT out of their time powers to mess around and relax and not think about the events of the main timeline. a coplayer can probably look out into the horizon of their planet and spot a few versions of the thief having a chill ass convo with one another a few thousand feet away. "shouldn't you be doing something?" "nah i got time." literally infinite time. they have already taken care of everything important and are just living out a constant beach episode. you can walk up to them and ask them about the future, and if it's safe then they'll just tell you straight up. otherwise they'll laugh at you. "no spoilers bro." they probably have a gay ass name like mars

incredibly interesting to me how every troll that (permanently) died in murderstuck either already shared their class and/or aspect with one of the beta kids, or immediately had their class and/or aspect replaced by one of the alpha kids*

(*obvious exception here with vriska, who shares her aspect with rose but is the only thief in the main cast + arguably doesn't die permanently thanks to the retcon)

it's almost like sburb wants to ensure that there's at least one living player of each class and aspect, for. whatever reason

this panel just sent me into hysterics

MAN LOOK AT THESE COOL KIDS!!!!!!

stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you.