Ok. Listen. Its About Your Girlfriend. You Know How We Thought She Was A Crop-blighting Witch And We

ok. listen. it’s about your girlfriend. you know how we thought she was a crop-blighting witch and we were planning to stone her? so, here’s the thing. every stone we threw drew not blood but like, the black and fathomless rage of a race of titans that were once slain but could not die. and she like, rose from her hastily-shoveled roadside grave as their resubstantiated champion or something. yeah, we’re suffering the onslaught of her vengeance right now. yeah. I guess we inadvertently created that which we had so feared. yeahh. could you like, answer her texts and ask if she’ll stop sloughing our flesh with her baleful gaze every time she sees us. thx in advance

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

Whate'er seeming they may wear, know full well the Fey, and fear - Their fickle nature, dark and queer - For mortal laws no ken nor care, and 'neath their glamour sweet and fair - fell, their hearts,

and wild, their stare.

i wanna live underground. in a big cave. glowing mushrooms on the walls and crystals like stars on the roof. no sound but the dripping of stalagtites. warm fire light in a stone house. comfy. quiet. dark.

No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow

[ID: first image is a campaign poster for the Pallas cat/manul. at the top it says “Otocolobus manul (aka Pallas Cat)”. below is a stylized drawing of a Pallas cat: a little cat with grey fur and some stripes, and a grumpy expression. around it are the following notes: the body is small and round, densest feline coat!!!, his short little legs aren’t built for distance, wow! so fluffy.

second image is a campaign poster for the margay. at the top it says “Leopardus Wiedii (Margay).” below is a stylized drawing of a margay: a little cat with golden yellow fur and dark brown spots and rosettes. around it are the following notes: only fully arboreal cat!, long tail for balance, wrists and ankles rotate 360 degrees, allowing them to climb down trees headfirst!, talented mimic, uses distress calls to lure prey! end ID]