Webster: Softball Gay

webster: softball gay 

nixon: soccer bi/gay

webster: ivy league gay

nixon: ivy league bi

I’d like to say that Lewis Nixon is a dilf and Carwood Lipton is a milf

for some reason I come up with the worst shitposts everytime I spend a weekend at my parents house. 

I present to you: Band of Brothers vs. iconic Vines

{part 2}

yeah, it’s very funny to me 😌✨

Ron, I love you, but sometimes you’re crazy

NO BECAUSE I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS VIDEO

you know that tumblr post about ships only calling each other by their super, top secret pet-names only when times are dire?

that, but speirton.

think about it: on a good day, it’s “carwood” this or “lipton” that. if ron’s being extra cheeky, sometimes it’ll stray into the “first sergeant” or “lieutenant lipton” territory.

but when shit hits the fan suddenly it’s “darling, please don’t ever scare me like that again” or “sweetheart, I’m so glad you’re alright.”

it works both ways, too. most of the time it’s just “ron” or “speirs” or “sir.” but the second ron gets hurt, it’s “this is what happens when you run into fire, love” or “sunshine, if you do that again I swear to christ I will kill you myself.”

and every time the boys hear it, they don’t go “awwww” like they might if they heard, for example, baberoe do it, or winnix. oh, no, when speirton is starting to call each other by their pet names in public, everyone’s reaction is immediately; “oh shit we’re in deep trouble.”