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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

inappropriate adrenaline response to stimulus

Jenny Holzer.

not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

Sorry Mr. Davidson!

My favorite scene of the whole franchise ngl

Edit: Something felt off so I rechecked the line and corrected it. (´,,•ω•,,`)

hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

“there is no moral. the wolf eats you one day and until it does, the forest is beautiful.”

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

Let's hear it for violence! Let's give it up for sexualized violence! Let's all show a big round of applause for making violence horny and gay!

Always hump the boot that kicks you or whatever they say

dude still reacts like that to pleading 26 years later LMFAOOO

commission for @juneorarock  thank you so much <3

Sorry I smell like formaldehyde can we still make out

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

imagine how it is to touch the stove.

Daily checklist of affirmations:

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

fem strade is a fat bi butch who knows her way around a home depot, keeps a carabiner on her belt loop and doesn't wear a bra. if you even care.