We're Gossiping

we're gossiping

LIKE to give mace windu very expensive and delicious tea

REBLOG to drink tea with him

huh??

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

I have my chaos duo Rock and Roll!

They both have this 60's elvis presley hairstyle with the difference that Roll has the side burns and Rock doesn't.

They are said to have come from the same cloning chamber, and so, are treated like twins. If you spend long enough time around them you will notice that they sometimes look at each other, don't say a word, and sprint in different directions to get materials for their new dumbass idea. (they can also sense where is the other and have been seen writing in what can only be described as their own language)

Their general believes that they can comunicate through the force, and eventually helps them practice, meditate and improve.

and now a bullet list cause i have 0 writing skills:

Roll is Left handed and so, his armor painting mirrors Rock's

When they are left alone with their general they are considered the "R trio" since their names are Rock, Roll and Rezzeh

my inspiration for them was the domino twins Echo and Fives but like two Fives: 0 braincells when on leave.

They are stronger together in battle

love good gossip when there's time (they usually gossip with their general)

if it isn't obvious by now, their favorite music genre is old schooled Rock n' Roll

Rock leans towards hard rock and garage rock while Roll prefers Rockabilly and surf rock. (but both of them love classic Rock n´ Roll)

I'm on artblock so i wasn't able to draw them

PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ARC TROOPER OCS

SHOW ME A PICTURE

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM

Here’s one good thing to come out of 2020:

Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.

And she is freaking GORGEOUS!

As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I’m going to share them with you.

First, and most obvious, her size:

This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill. 

Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex had–by miles–the strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. That’s over six times greater than the current estimate of what Allosaurus was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holder–the estuarine crocodile. It didn’t have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed like Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth like Carcharodontosaurus to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thing’s jaws.

“How did it find something to eat?” I hear you asking. “It can’t see something if it doesn’t move, right?”

Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but that’s a big crock of shit.

Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animals–including eagles, hawks, and owls–and that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesn’t matter if you move or not, she’d be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. So pray she isn’t hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didn’t see you, she’d still smell you. 

If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldn’t hear her coming as much as you’d feel her. Modern science indicates that T. Rex didn’t roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, you’d most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldn’t know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then it’s too late–you could try to run but she’d probably catch you. There’s plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and it’s legitimately haunting.  

To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.

…and it is nothing if not magnificent.

“It was an honor to serve with you, Rex…it was an honor to fight with you for something we chose to believe in”

"Ah…we did it, Gregor. We did it."

like i be wantin to see em drawn by someone who actually knows how to draw 💀

getting obsessed with your own ocs sucks ass because you gotta be the one that makes all the content for them like damn whats a guy gotta do around here to see their made up scrimblos drawn by someone else