Dating Advice | Part Ten
Dating advice | Part ten

Summary: It’s been months – ok, it’s been years – since you last went on a date. And you’re sick of it. Sick of seeing couples kissing and holding hands in the street. Sick of your friends settling down. Sick of everyone buying houses and having families. You’re going to do something about it. You’re going to snap up a man, you’re going to tie someone down, you’re going to finally commit, you’re going to – you’re going to need a bit of advice.
Pairing: Yoongi x reader
Genre: fluff; angst; smut
Word count: 3.1k
Warnings: Alcohol consumption, reader gets angry, swearing, low self-esteem, angst, awkwardness.
Authors Note: … It’s a big turning point …
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“And then she leaned over and said that’s never happened before.”
Erik lets out a massive belly laugh, his eyes closing, his head flopping back. You can see his whole chest rising and falling through his shirt.
You don’t find it as funny, but you still force out a small laugh. The sound so low over Erik’s laugh and the background noise in the bar that he probably doesn’t even hear it. By the time he’s looking at you again you’re sipping your drink, he doesn’t seem to read the fact you didn’t find the story funny, or at least doesn’t care.
“How’s the drink? Better than your last?”
His smile is large, kind, makes him look incredibly handsome and yet even while it’s all directed at you, it does nothing to you. Not flutter in your chest, no heating of your face, no desire to shy away from him. Still, you smile back, look down at the half gone pink drink in front of you. It’s your second drink, a French martini.
“It’s my favourite drink, and they haven’t disappointed.”
“Your favourite, huh? I’ll have to make a note.”
You give him another small smile. There’s a beat of silence, not awkward, but you realise he’s leaving it open for you to say something.
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Genre: fluff; angst; smut
Word count: 2.8k
Warnings: Low self-esteem, angst, awkwardness, overthinking; FLUFF!
Authors Note: We’re getting so close to the end now!!
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It’s warm for late autumn. Still, a chill runs through you. It’s not meant to be a message, purely a natural bodily function but it doesn’t stop Yoongi from peeling his large jacket off. Before he even has it off, before he makes clear his intention, you’re ready to deny him.
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“Yoongi’s already spoken to me, so you don’t have to worry.”
“Spoken to you about what?”
“About not bringing you and him up and what you may, or may not, have done,” Priya pauses then adds, “or be doing.”
You flush, try not to be awkward. This is something that happens when you date, yet it’s something you wish you could avoid. Telling people, telling friends that then ask questions; especially ones you don’t know the answer to yourself. It’s curiosity, it’s human nature and it’s because they care and want to hear about it. But you still feel scarred from the teasing at school, of the gossip going around at university, of the feeling of people talking about you behind your back and the not knowing what people think, or so plainly knowing what they think but disagreeing. And in this particular situation, it’s the awkwardness of them discussing something with you that you’re not even sure what it is yourself. Everyone has an opinion on everything and though it’s your life, you’re used to people wading in with those opinions, whether they’re wanted or not.
“Right,” you say, your voice surprisingly level despite the fact that your stomach feels like a bubbling volcano. “And isn’t that exactly what you’re doing?”
“Nah,” Priya replies, completely at ease with the conversation. “If I were to bring it up, I would have made a joke about how you two took long enough to do something, or maybe I’d ask how lame the dates Yoongi takes you on are?”
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