Scumcum From Twitter :))

scumcum from twitter :))

airplane as a cosmic force in the pidw universe except in a spinozic sense where he is one and the same with every being and thing without any real conscious control on airplane’s part. and this explains why everyone loves shen yuan so much. in their original world shen yuan was the one person that wanted more for airplane and airplane fell deeply in love with him, this witty insane caring person that stayed with him from pidw’s conception, and that love is imbued into the world. the people of pidw can’t help but be drawn to shen yuan. love for shen yuan is literally part of their essence. even the storms and the sun are gentler for shen yuan. not that shen yuan notices the affection he so naturally engenders or the little pocket of temperateness that follows him where ever he goes. and not that airplane himself is even consciously aware that that is what's happening either. just a thought to entertain x

Okay guys I have an extremely important post to make.

Firstly, Shen Yuan in his old life. I firmly believe Shen Yuan was 5'6 and here's why.

Average men's height (both worldwide and Chinese) is 5'7. Shen Yuan would not care that he's one inch shorter than average bc that's too small to care about.

Now imagine an au where he does not transmigrate into shen jiu, and the system half-assedly just makes a model using his old body. BUT this is a fantasy setting where all men are absurdly tall and all women look like models.

Speaking of models, most professional models are very tall:

So here's Shen Yuan, a man who has never cared about masculinity that much before, all of a sudden surrounded by:

Luo Binghe (6'2)

Yue Qingyuan (6'2)

Liu Qingge (6'1)

Shen Jiu (6'0)

AIRPLANE (5'9)

Many of Binghe’s love interests (5'9)

And then him.... (5'6)

All of a sudden "one inch less than average" is very embarrassing for him (and very adorable to everyone in love with him)

Qijiu AU

Pre-canon, HHPM decides YQY is too popular, too powerful and CQM is doing too well under the Qing generation. He feels threatened, so he starts conspiring to take out YQY and frame SQQ(J) for it.

After all, the animosity between the two is obvious and SJ is little more than a power-hungry dog dressing as a tiger.

However, HHPM's plan hinges on SQQ trying to take advantage of YQY's disappearance, or at least doing nothing.

HHPM's not expecting the full wrath of SQQ to descend the mountain like a hurricane bc yqy missed his monthly 'beg for forgiveness' tea that SQQ planned to once again snub him and refuse.

It results in a Xuan Su reveal and SQQ covered in blood while he breaks HHPM's neck with his bare hands

YQY is shocked into silence.

SQQ mutters to himself about how "Qi-ge is so stupid" and YQY cries in happiness

Angry SJ ignoring YQY for the rest of eternity because he didn't rescue him from the Qiu manor is overdone.

Hear me out- JUST LISTEN

Instead of funneling all that evil energy into beating children, SJ focuses it entirely on YQY. All his schemes and machinations focused entirely on isolating and owning YQY. No one else gets to touch his Qi-ge. No one else gets to look at him. They were bound by fate, whether YQY liked it or not.

Idk I just love the thought of yandere SJ and YQY just ":)" along for the ride

This post has been brought to you by Rule #34 ft. Fish in a bird cage

Edit: yall really watched me spell schemes wrong and straight up didn't tell me... woooooooooow

commission for @shouta-aizawow for the @bingyuanserver :)) realllyyy enjoyed this concept!!!