Drinking Rum Thinking Itll Make Me A Drunk Horny Mess Filled With Slutty Desire But Instead It Fills

Drinking rum thinking it’ll make me a drunk horny mess filled with slutty desire but instead it fills me with a desire to LOCATE THE LOST ISLA DE MUERTA, THAT CANNOT BE FOUND ‘CEPT BY MEN WHO KNOW WHERE IT BE! YO HO HO FIRE THE CANNONS YE BLOOMIN’ COCKROACHES! MAKE QUICK OR IT’S THE LOCKER FOR US ALL! GET TO IT YA CACK-HANDED DECK APES!

Forced eyecontact will always make me weak in the knees. Like please grab my chin and force me to look at you while you fuck me.

A very specific demon is whispering in my ear about getting someone absolutely blind drunk

And pressing a bottle to their lips except theyre so conditioned to fucking when they get drunk that they naturally wrap their pretty lips around the bottle and look up at me with those big, glassy, no-thoughts-just-horny eyes before they realize, with a bunch of drunk giggles, that they aren't actually giving me head yet

And it's an actual and honest and infectious laugh that has us both gasping for air and is only broken up by them hitting their favorite vape cart and me pulling out my cock to give them what they want

So the Game I am playing tonight is called

4D20

You do a blinker

Roll a d 20 (20 sided Die)

Whatever the dice lands on

You set a timer for that amount of time

Then you do another blinker and repeat

Kinda need to have sex in a hot boxed car. Like I want to be hazily touching up on someone and every breath and pant is just getting us higher. To be surrounded by the heavy smell of weed, stuck in a cramped space, groping and pleasing each other through our clothes while everything feels so good.

HEY, SUBS PLZ REMEMBER:

that tumblr dom who hits you up lovebombing you doesn't care about you. he is just horny.

any dom that pushes a GENUINE "I don't want to...." into a "fine..." is a rapist. that is not consent.

any random dom that expects submission from you without giving anything you want or need isn't a dom.

ALMOST EVERY TUMBLR DOM HAS NO EXPERIENCE. DONT LET INEXPERIENCED DOMS ACT LIKE GODS.

if you give a dom an inch, he will take a mile. stand. your. mf. grounds.

IF YOUR DOM WON'T RESPECT YOU, SOMEONE ELSE WILL.

kinks are fun added layers to life. don't ever let a dom make you feel like it's your only purpose. it doesn't matter how hardcore you go it is not your existence, I promise ♡.