Drinking Rum Thinking Itll Make Me A Drunk Horny Mess Filled With Slutty Desire But Instead It Fills
Drinking rum thinking it’ll make me a drunk horny mess filled with slutty desire but instead it fills me with a desire to LOCATE THE LOST ISLA DE MUERTA, THAT CANNOT BE FOUND ‘CEPT BY MEN WHO KNOW WHERE IT BE! YO HO HO FIRE THE CANNONS YE BLOOMIN’ COCKROACHES! MAKE QUICK OR IT’S THE LOCKER FOR US ALL! GET TO IT YA CACK-HANDED DECK APES!
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