Hornyasswhoree - STONER BATOR

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

your mean girly girl posts are quickly becoming my fav bc those r 100% my girlfriend & i but like,, opposite 😭 when we first met she was the mean girly girl in question but now she sits her face between my legs to eat my farts & cleans up the dumps i leave on her carpet 🎀 justgirlyth!ngs lol

oh gosh anon. i don’t know whose luckier - you or your girlfriend. hngngh the way u have her wrapped around your finger to where she’s ditching her sensibilities just to huff between your asscheeks and clean up after ur messes is🥴😵‍💫 so inherently degrading . shit. looking for a third?

The anon you just posted who said that their gf cleans their shit off the floor is suchhh a hot scenario. Like imagine after moving in with them together, starting to carpet all the floors just to make the clean up for them more long and difficult. Maybe even changing your diet so you shit more during the day and it's softer? Rubbing your ass on the floor because there's already a mess there. Why waste money on toilet paper? If your girlfriend complains about it you can just use *her*as toilet paper instead.

mhmgnhh.. living w a gf who wordlessly drops her knees to clean up after you.. can’t imagine how outright nasty that wld make me. cuddling on the couch and just shifting downward to cock your leg off the couch? moaning as u grunt and a steaming log slithers out onto the carpet as you nuzzle into her arms, knowing full well she’ll have to deal with it, later. her literally at any moment knowing she could walk into you, spreading your cheeks and squatting your ass above the couch cushions or kitchen tiles - only wagging your ass and humming a sweet. “back from work, baby?” as if hot, sludgy mess isnt glugging out from your gaping pucker and splattering fucking everywhere. errr

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