It's My 9 Year Anniversary On Tumblr

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Dad teaching me how to change a tire (grin)

The anon you just posted who said that their gf cleans their shit off the floor is suchhh a hot scenario. Like imagine after moving in with them together, starting to carpet all the floors just to make the clean up for them more long and difficult. Maybe even changing your diet so you shit more during the day and it's softer? Rubbing your ass on the floor because there's already a mess there. Why waste money on toilet paper? If your girlfriend complains about it you can just use *her*as toilet paper instead.

mhmgnhh.. living w a gf who wordlessly drops her knees to clean up after you.. can’t imagine how outright nasty that wld make me. cuddling on the couch and just shifting downward to cock your leg off the couch? moaning as u grunt and a steaming log slithers out onto the carpet as you nuzzle into her arms, knowing full well she’ll have to deal with it, later. her literally at any moment knowing she could walk into you, spreading your cheeks and squatting your ass above the couch cushions or kitchen tiles - only wagging your ass and humming a sweet. “back from work, baby?” as if hot, sludgy mess isnt glugging out from your gaping pucker and splattering fucking everywhere. errr

I want a man who will make me worship his asshole. Not in the basic “worship with my tongue”, I mean fully worship. Told that his asshole is my boyfriend. Kiss it like I would anyone else. Love it, live to worship it. That’s what I deserve. To date and worship a sadistic mans asshole.